Dakota Johnson

When a Dakota Johnson happens to you. It means that you were accused of not inviting a certain person to your 30th birthday party.

"Man, I just got Dakota Johnsoned"
"My friend just Dakota Johnsoned me"

by JustOneHappyBoiii June 30, 2021

dakota armstrong

opposite of dakota bone weak... a hot strong hunky greasy individual who surely can penetrate your rectum

person 1: yo whos that dakota boneweak nigga?

person 2: no you idot thats dakota armstrong, he stole my babe!

by dakota armstrong enthusiast December 13, 2021

South Dakota Sausage

When some male or female uses sausage or hotdogs as a sex toy and shoves it up the rectum or vagina and then eats it afterwards.

Sandy: Oh god that feels so good

Barbara: Let me eat it!

Sandy: Yeah i think we should stop..south dakota sausage is just gross, Barbara.

by michael92394 April 16, 2011

north dakota goggles

The fact that females in North Dakota appear more attractive than they really are because of the shortage of women in the general population.

"That chick is super hot! Deff the hottest girl in this bar."

"Eh you just got your North Dakota goggles on. That chick would barely be a '7' back home."

by UnderYourBridgeTROLL January 22, 2014

north dakota thanksgiving

North Dakota Thanksgiving is finding a pornographic video of your brother and his gay lover on Xtube.com the night before a big family gathering.

Well, isn't that just a North Dakota Thanksgiving!

by Husbear January 30, 2016

North Dakota mud puppy

To smuggle fish in your anal cavity back to Minnesota

Kenny pulled the North Dakota mud puppy to get 2 extra limits of walleyes back to Minnesota.

by North Dakota mud puppy September 24, 2023

Dakota

an amazing girl who is loyal and a total beast in bed.

GuY- my girlfriend is a total Dakota
Friend- why?
GuY- she has been loyal only to me for over 2 years. and she fucks me like no tomorrow

by reallover1210 November 5, 2014