D-B-Y-M-O-S-E

- Dont blame your misery on someone else.

You say this to a person when they blame their shitty lives on something or someone else.

A person who can not or will not take responsibly for their own problems.

"I can believe I got pregnant and now my boyfriend wants to leave me and my ex wont take me back. I hate my life why does no one want me?"

"hey D-B-Y-M-O-S-E. You should have told your boyfriend to wear a condom, and you ex wont take you back because you said you would never like him again, he moved on."

You hate your life because of you are stupid and heartless. Not because of them. Sorry.

by thankgodforuswillyou June 12, 2010

Monkey D Garp

Monkey D Garp is a character from One Piece. His job is more important to him than his family. He let his grandson Ace get executed even though he was innocent. Roger told Garp to protect Ace, and what did Garp do? He abandoned Ace and let a bunch of mountain bandits raise him. Garp gave his other grandson, Luffy, to the mountain bandits as well. Garp wanted his grandsons to become members of the marine but let criminals raise his grandsons, and then had the nerve to be angry that his grandsons became pirates. Even when Garp was sometimes paying visits to the mountain bandits, all he did was beat Luffy, Ace, and Sabo up. Overall, while Garp is strong and the "Hero of the Marine", he's a horrible grandfather. He failed both of his grandsons.

Person A: I hate Monkey D Garp!
Person B: Why?
Person A: He's a horrible Grandpa. He didn't even do the bare minimum for Ace and Luffy. He constantly abused them when he visited them and he let criminals raise them. If Garp really wanted his grandsons to become members of the marine, why was he so stupid that he let mountain bandits raise his grandsons? That's like wanting your grandsons to become police officers but making murderers and thieves raise them! Wtf Garp?

by Keltonsein July 21, 2023

Monocle'd

Butterfly kiss to the anus.

She asked me to "tongue punch her fart box." But, since this was a purely plutonic relationship I Monocle'd her and got pink eye.

by Gloriousbeardedbastard May 11, 2018

Mosby'd

To be told "I Love you" very early in a relationship.

I was talking to my sister on the phone last week and said she was Mosby'd the night before.

by Rexpop April 12, 2010

Mozingo'd

The act of catching a person red-handed when they are not going to Sunday school.

Skyler: "Hey let's go somewhere else instead of class."
Parker: "Hey who's that?"
Skyler: "Man we got Mozingo'd!"

by d3ck3r June 2, 2013

Monkey’d

Outplaying someone to the point they seem as dumb and primitive as a monkey. (monkied can be used as well for plural)

Ruffee monkey’d on the final opponent with a no scope.

Dewlap monkied on the other team when he killed all 3 with his last 3 shots.

by ItsRuffee February 8, 2021

T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch

Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B

by Yellow Hearts 223 January 15, 2020