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sloppy cold cuts

The ass cheeks of a very large woman.
"when I was at the grocery store I saw a nice set of sloppy cold cuts"
by McSuacyBoner;) March 23, 2017
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Day of 1000 Cuts

A type of bad day that consists primarily of mishaps and general problems that one knowingly has no right to openly complain about, either being too minor and inconsequential to be worth getting upset over or are because of that person's own poor decisions, until the person in question's temper boils over.
I overslept, I forgot to pack a lunch,I stub my toe on the way out, I have to drive for an hour while keeping a fly trapped with me in the car out of my face, I remember that I have to get an oil change, all of my ceramic pots exploded in the kiln because of air-bubbles in them, I leave my homework in my car and only remember until after I make it to class and then I have to sit in traffic in an hour, a firetruck overseeing the wreck taking up three lanes on the freeway. "Death by 1000 Cuts"? Well mine was a Day of 1000 Cuts.
by The Logical Fallacy October 4, 2018
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Cold cuts

A vagina with an abundance of labia with many folds that resembles a cold cut sandwich. Often accompanied by a fat labia majora resembling the bun
Do you have any mayo to go along with the cold cuts?
by MamoonJ June 13, 2008
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the cuts

A hidden or shadowed place.Mainly where people choose to have sex or do drugs.
Mami lets just hit the cuts it's koo.
by Shay B November 9, 2004
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emo cuts

the scars or slits made by emo's when they are 1. looking for attention or 2. seriously depressed and they hate their lives. Emo's often slit their wrists so the pain of the cuts takes away the pain of other things.
"Let me see your arm"
"No I can't"
"As if you cut yourself them emo cuts will scar for life"
"Oh screw you, your out to get me, so is the world"
by beth..ov..ull April 26, 2006
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emo cuts

Emo are the cuts that the depressed kids leave on their arms after they cut themselves.
I wear longsleeves to hide my emo cuts.
by Troy January 7, 2005
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Digital Paper Cuts

The pain felt by multiple revisions of digital documents to achieve an end product / presentation
After input received from 10 different co-workers, the author had multiple Digital Paper Cuts
by scottnangie9 June 29, 2010
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