Custom Game Gary

A person you invite to even out a game that requires a certain amount of people to be fun. This can be a game like Among Us, League of Legends, CS:GO, or any other game that is only playable with a certain amount of people.

What do you mean you have a test tomorrow? Ugh, guess we'll need to call in a Custom Game Gary to make the teams balanced...

by DictoRight25 November 22, 2020

custom character

A (young) person, typically a middle- or a highschooler who has dyed hair, piercings, accessories etc. (edgy looking) Looks like when people make custom characters in video games that are out of place.

The expression started being used in 2021 in 2nd Gymnasium, Osijek, Croatia

-Hey, did you see the new 9th grades?
-Bunch of fuckin' custom characters

by niftyidiot February 2, 2022

CustomPayload

coolest mf who walks the earth and codes cool rat man

You are such a custompayload
I love people who are custompayload#
I'm rented to custompayload

by Xeltic February 13, 2023

How to make custom splashscreen for mobile?

firstly piss on your left hand, then pick up your phone with only the palm of your left hand, while positioning your right hand on the back of the phone and with your left hand swipe up and down several times and todah! custom splashscreen for mobile

mondieu on construct 3: How to make custom splashscreen for mobile?

me: hahaha i know how :)

by weedhead11111111111111111 June 5, 2018

The customer is always right

A maxim in the retail industry wherein a customer is first priority. The sentence is a logical fallacy because it never assumes that a customer can lie, (They do. A lot.) have unrealistic expectations, (They do. A lot.) make ridiculous demands, (They do. A lot.) or even flat-out abuse the staff member in question just because. (They... Well, you get the idea.) As a result, this mindset has led to many, many, MANY instances of customers acting like entitled jackasses because they think it will get them what they want.

"The customer is always right?" More like, "The customer is usually a moron and an asshole."

by Intelligence001 February 22, 2020

customs

1. Habitual practices, including religious rituals.

2. Where smugglers get arrested.

I could get arrested in customs for smuggling books about religious customs into a country where atheism is the state religion.

by Downstrike May 24, 2004

Customer

Not to beat a dead horse, but: myopic halfwit who runs the gamut of annoying from Limp Passivity to On Crack. Infamously fancies himself always right. All because of that stupid saying.

Customers are so stupid, sometimes I forget they have feelings.

by nothingsnecessary November 27, 2012