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Crustacious

The quality or state of being crusty.
Guy 1: bro why don't you go out with Bertha?

Guy 2: Hell no bro she's so crustacious!

Guy 1: haha yea
by Punkrocker420 September 28, 2014
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contagious smile

A euphemism for "herpes" in personal ads.
I have herpes, so I only look for personal ads that say "contagious smile".
by FredDill August 11, 2010
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Chronic Contagious Nymphomania

1. An irrational desire to engage in intercourse with any member of the opposite sex.

2. A little diagnosed condition in which very strong sex drive passes continuously from person to person in a group or people or small community.

Also known as "CCN" or "The Lok Virus", Chronic Contagious Nymphomania can pass from one person to another regardless of gender. Physical contact is unnecessary for it to contract. There is ongoing research into how CCN is actually transferred, although it nearly always takes an infected person to converse about said sex urges to pass on.
In some female patients, symptoms appear to fade over the duration of menstruation, but may return at the end of it. This is still being investigated.
It is indefinite how long each bout of the virus can last. There is no known cure, as sexual activity can either relieve or enhance CCN, though it has been observed in some patients that merely discussing intercourse can have an enhancing effect on CCN.
Chronic Contagious Nymphomania can be seen as a positive or a negative condition.
Nick: Damn, I've got an incurable sex drive.
Tash: Haha... you've got CCN as well?
Nick: Chronic contagious nymphomania? Seems like it.
Tash: Mine's been wearing off a bit... I probably passed it on to you haha.
Lok: Sucked in, I've been free of it for a few weeks!
Tash: Yeah, but it's sure to come back.
by Dr Maarkan May 9, 2008
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Cuntagious

When a woman you work with is such a cunt it makes other people miserable
"Liz is such a cunt she makes everyone she gives everyone at work douche chills....i tell ya, she's Cuntagious"
by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O August 22, 2016
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contagious drunk

When Melissa goes out to party but doesn’t drink. So she tries too hard and pretends to be drunk telling all of her friends that she gets “contagious drunk”. AKA she is a moron. Let’s hope she doesn’t get a contagious hangover.
I don’t drink; but I get contagious drunk.
by JessTheRealist May 19, 2018
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cuntageous

a pussy that everyone wants to fuck
Dude, that bitch's pussy is CUNTageous! Everyone wants a slice!
by bino December 4, 2002
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cuntalicious milfy skank

Nasty, disgusting individual living in Campbell's Creek, WV. She only bathes once a year and her cooch smells of rotten cabbage, with a hint of lemon.
That Danielle Cordle girl is such a nasty cuntalicious milfy skank. Someone should teach her how to bathe. Yo, I'd still hit it!
by [tyty] December 14, 2008
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