cummer

A Hummer with a Corona advertisement on it

look at that yellow cummer

by niggerish June 11, 2006

pre-cummers

when a guy cums too early

by Anonymous August 17, 2003

Cummerbunny

An affectionate nickname for British actor Benedict Cummerbatch. Used mostly by women who could be classified as a Cummerbitch.

Alice: I can't wait for "The Hobbit" to open in theaters, the Cummerbunny will be voicing Smaug! And I can't get over how awesome is in "Sherlock"!

Bob: He's voicing the Necromancer as well. You sure like your Cummerbunny.

by roguegriffin July 12, 2011

cummere

When texting, its used to tell the other person to come here to have sex, thus the term cummere.

CHICK: IM JUST AT HOME BORED, AND HORNY.
DUDE: OKAY CUMMERE

CA

by masteralexander November 11, 2015

Cummer Roll

another word for a dick.

She choked on his cummer roll. "How far can you deep-throat that cummer roll Christianna?"

by martholowmewl May 6, 2018

Cummer

“Cummer” is another term for the male penis. It is only able to cum and pee. At least that’s what the girls know about it’s functionality.

Dr. - “Damn, you really banged it up this time!”
Licensed cummer - “You know me doc, I get crazy.”
Dr. - “Take better care of your cummer, you only get one.”
Licensed Cummer - “No.”

by Whispering_sweet_nothings September 18, 2020

cummer

Thee who cums excesively. Periodt

Joe youre such a cummer!!

by anonymous January 31, 2022