cubicle psychosis

Mental illness that occurs in workers restricted to cubicles for 8 hours a day

Mary is on medical leave. She was a hard worker but broke down and had a bad case of cubicle psychosis.

by drjudyg November 5, 2010

Cubs game

This is when a guy is saying he is going to watch porn on the internet.

I went to the cubs game last night.

by orangeman123 January 9, 2013

Cubicle Farm

A monotonous office environment characterized by approximately 3.3 walls, no doors and ceilings in attempt to make you feel like you have private space. Generally white-collar drones wandering off (mentally) in hope of making it through the week without aggravating the farmer (boss).

John found his mind wandering to the hot girl down the row in the cubicle farm.

by Daydreamin15 February 18, 2015

Safety Cubicle

An area to escape to in the workplace for a time out. This is typically required when you think your manager is looking for you, when fellow staff members are becoming more annoying than usual, or in its chronic form when you simply overhear your name being mentioned in casual conversation.
Usually the Safety Cubicle is located in the gents toilets where one can partake in some Twitter Shitter and hide that Fear Boner until the moment passes.

Officer X: Where's he just run off to?
Officer Y: Don't know.. Think I heard him muttering something about safety cubicle. I was too busy talking about some reality tv shit whilst surfing the desktop.
Officer X: He'd only just got in and sat down too.

by numlash October 9, 2016

cubes

Slang for the most popular type of hallucinogenic mushroom, Psilocybe Cubensis which contains Psylocibin as the active ingredient which makes one trip.

"I'm planning on buying ten grams of cubes for the weekend."

by SweeperOfDreams April 23, 2004

cubicell

Taken from cubicle, the small small space (usually smaller than the average prison cell) in which corporations make their employees dwell for 8 to 12 hours a day.

My manager kept walking by my cubicell to make sure I was still at my desk.

by Robert Nydam June 11, 2006

Chronic Cubicle Syndrome

As defined by Dilbert (the Animated Series). Symptoms Include Blurred Vision, Muscle Joint Pain, Fatigue, Depression, and Hearing Loss. Patient will initially will Deny that they have it. If You think You have it, You have it.

I think He's a Zombie. No he's just been working alot. He's suffering from Chronic Cubicle Syndrome

by 5t4r October 3, 2011