cucumber conversation

when somebody is having a sarcastic but very funny conversation.

Friend 1: yes, i am a tree, of course.
Friend 2: this is a very cucumber conversation.

by nk39385 January 18, 2021

Salty Cucumber

Dick, Penis, Schlong, Johnson

Sylwia loved Chris' salty cucumber so much although the doctors were very concerned with the sores

by SanderVO August 17, 2016

cucumber slumber

putting a cucumber up a girls pussy or butt and then snapping it off, leaving half of the cucumber up their hole.

I gave Rachel the cucumber slumber last night.

by Hiawatha October 23, 2006

sea cucumber

An uncircumsized penis

Tim has a sea cucumber.

by punkrockerz420 November 1, 2007

cucumbers on fire

A green vegetable doused with fuel and lit up with a torch. It burns real nice!

Wow! look at those cucumbers on fire burn! It's burning real nice!

by solarbirdman January 8, 2010

twat cucumber

a discarded cucumber that a chick has fucked herself with

look at that asshole what a fucking twat cucumber

by educationconnection May 12, 2012

cucumber burp

A burp that leaves a rancid rotten cucumber taste in ones mouth and a foul petrid smell, in rare cases can be followed by cucumber gas and a slight green pigment in the skin but only in rare cases.
Can be cause by a reoccuring chilhood trauma or just an allergic reaction to cucumbers, Or any related cucumber foods or thoughts.
Can also be used to describe any foul tasting and smelling burp.

Only one known case has been documented about someone suffering from this, however it was ruled that the condition was more mental disorder then physical allergy.

Can be used to tell someone they haven't let go of the past and its starting to sicken everything around them

the drunk next to me burped and its smelled like a cucumber burp.

your relationship smells like a cucumber burp

by roman331 October 14, 2009