crandalled

To get a bad joke played on you, without you knowing.

I put my ass in your face while you were sleeping, you got crandalled good!!!

by Ben Waffler October 7, 2006

Crandalled

Localized word to Pacific Northwest, particularly Seattle metropolitan area. A well known local celebrity noted for bouts of rage and aggression would focus their efforts toward individuals at random. What would amount to physical or verbal bullying and established a reputation within the Seattle community as being "Crandalled", or bullied.

Dan Ielle Crandall, circa 2003, quickly replaced bullying with Crandalling.

"Dude, your boss *totally* Crandalled you in that meeting."

by HSecurity July 24, 2009

Cranberry Tea Bag

A bloody tampon, with string generally seen hanging from a short skirted whore's lady lips.

Look at that whore, she's certainly smuggling a cranberry tea bag there.

by Tucks91 November 1, 2010

Cran Time

Cran time is Cran Time except for when it's not cran time during which time it is simply cran time. No one can effect the inevitability of Cran Time.

DEAD-TRAINS
YOUR TRAINS ARE DEad
Cran Time

Person 1: What is Cran Time?
Person 2: Cran Time is Cran Time!

"In other news, two freight trains collided earlier today after someone reportedly shouted Cran Time"

David: When is Cran Time?
Kate: It is always Cran Time. Always. Unless it isn't, in which case, it is anyway. It is now officially a paradox. A Cran Time Paradox.

The surgeon general has stated that it is highly dangerous to "view" Cran Time if you have epilepsy.

by `Damage` March 19, 2010

crandall

Noun: a person who engages in frivolous lawsuits

Verb: the act of suing someone over something that is not their fault

The landscaper pulled a crandall on the property manager for allowing it to rain on his property.

by Grand Firctionary February 4, 2014

Cranbury

A place where there are a lot of farms (even though the majority of people there aren't farmers) and everyone who lives there is a good citizen. Just because there isn't a lot of diversity doesn't mean that it is their fault, although there have been families from many different ethnicities and races who live there. Basically, a jolly place to live.

Did you go to Cranbury ?

Yes Cranbury is so peaceful and nice!

by j-j-j-j-j-j-j March 7, 2011

Cranberries

Irish alternative rock band

see andyschest

Cranberries rock my socks!

Do you have to let it linger ant?

by cranberries fan June 27, 2003