Sugar coated depression

1. When you’re depressed but you just smile through the pain

2. When someone who is too pure to be depressed is depressed

:’)

“Ugh that hit me right in the feels. That’s not gonna help my sugar coated depression at all.”

Person 1: “Grace seems so nice and care free I don’t know how she does it.”
Person 2: “Yeah but poor girl has sugar coated depression.”

by smolbandito December 15, 2018

Channel-Catted

The sexual act of taking a mans genitals as a whole into one's mouth.

Man, she channel-catted me last night...Woot!

by Echo5Hotel March 7, 2019

Channel-catted

The act of taking a male's genitals in whole (Scrotum and penis) into the mouth all at once.

Jenny channel-catted me last night and it felt great!

by Echo5Hotel March 7, 2019

fusion coated

To be covered in cum or a cum-like substance.

Coined by Maison Margiela.

“hey man, sick shoes! Did you fusion coat them yourself?”

“I just fusion coated my girlfriend’s tits”

by mightyhelpfulmitreten January 8, 2021

Chocolate coated candy bracelet

When you put a candy bracelet in your mates anus after they diarrhea and eat it while blowing their back out.

Step mom: Want a Chocolate coated candy bracelet?

by Hongie Dongie June 16, 2021

amber coated crab

When someone has crabs and they don't wash their junk for so long that the crabs get fossilized in their juices

I heard Rachel gave herself some amber coated crabs from not changing her underwear.

by LeafyBottomPants March 5, 2022

Red-Catted

To be pinned against the wall during a hot wheel, preferably in a very public setting while wearing a bright red hat.

Maddy was red-catted at the party last night lolz

by poopsandgigs March 18, 2022