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crypto trader

Crypto Trader is someone who exchanges digital assets cryptocurrency Bitcoin etherium as investments.

Trading cryptocurrency can occur on an exchange or digital wallet to someone else’s digital wallet.

Also see bitcoin trading

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Crypto-tosser 

1. Verb, One who masturbates in secret.

2. Adjective, A person who befriends another, with an ulteria motive to extort from them. Projected to and thought of by the victim as a friend, although they're blatently a relentless tosser.
A: "I lent a tenner to your mate steve the other day, he's moved to Brighton."
B: "I thought he was really safe."
A: "So did I"
B: "Tosser!"
A: "No, crypto-tosser!"

Crypto Vegan 

Someone who claims to be or inspires to be Vegan, but regularly eats meat when it suits them. A crypto vegan often raises their veganism in conversations with work colleagues and friends, and refers to meat eaters as "killers", but will happily munch on a Big Mac on a Friday night. Can often be seen eating (non vegan) pasta for lunch, lacking the knowledge that pasta is made from egg. Frequently lobbies managers at work to host a "Vegan Christmas lunch" party, despite no other vegans working at the company.
Hey, you know Kerry from the office? I saw her in McDonald's yesterday ordering a double quarter pounder with cheese meal. I thought she was one of those vegan crusaders?

What, Kerry? Nah, she's only vegan in front of colleagues.

But why? Who's she trying to impress, literally nobody cares? She even told me off for eating a ham sandwich the other day.

I know right? She's such a crypto vegan.
Crypto Vegan by Quasher April 25, 2021

Crypto-pusher 

A Crypto-pushers is someone who promotes Crypto because:

1. He or she owns cryptocurrency (and you buying it increases the value of theirs)
2. He or she sells cryptocurrency (or services relating to crypto)
Crypto-pusher: 'Bitcoin IS the future! To the moon!!!'
A person: 'What is it?'
Crypto-pusher: 'Good question.'
Crypto-pusher by Heymac June 22, 2021

Crypto Tranny

A crypto tranny is a person who expresses interest in the functions of computers, often interested in Crypto Currency.
"Wow, that crypto tranny understand the processes of a computer but not the processes of his body, what a faggot:"
Crypto Tranny by zeakz February 18, 2022

Crypto Currency 

the currency that those little fucks to ruin gaming for us gamers, like what the fuck I can't even get a 1080 with the same price it was
Man, I wish if I could start a whole fucking campaign to stop the crypto currency

Crypto Currency 

The currency that those little fucks use to ruin gaming for us gamers, like what the fuck I can't even get a 1080 with the same price it was!
Man, I wish if I could start a whole campaign to stop crypto currency mining...