Crump

The action of grabbing another person’s genitals while keeping one’s hand in their pocket.

“Dude, what are you doing? Stop, it’s weird.”
“It’s called crumping, get used to it.”

by Goon Lagoon May 9, 2024

CRUMP A DUMP

a bowel movement; to take a crap.

"Before I go to the grocery store, I better crump A dump."

by T.Wilson June 1, 2016

crump muffin

A student who is too into psychology for their own good. This would involve having an apple in their BRIEFCASE and encoorperating words like "ecological validity" at inappropriate moments.

"That prep is such a Crump muffin!"

"That Crump muffin just hit my corsa!"

by nat n' matt February 15, 2006

crump nuggle

to anally rape a naked toad-like species such as a dark elf

I like to crump nuggle my friend Jack.

by Dredawg123 January 1, 2012

crump stick

A word for Shut The Hell Up And Go Home!!!

S.T.H.U.A.G.H

Westyn, you need to crump stick outta here

by Chris Gunnels June 13, 2007

crump nugget

saying your adorable and want to kiss and hug u allll the time :)

you little crump nugget!

by vballchic<3 June 15, 2011

Crump Special

Gin and tonic, the drink choice of champions. Respected the world over and enjoyed responsibly, The Crump Special is the embodiment of taste and refinement.

"I'll have a Crump Special!"

by Archimedes Torquemada October 30, 2008