To dance in a krump-like manner over bubble wrap while pimp slapping your Slore (Slut -Whore)
Hey yo dawg, I was crumping all over your girl last night. Pop pop.
by E-Tay March 18, 2008
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Synonym for the verb 'masturbate'.
I am in dire need of a crump, haven't had one in hours.
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Semi-taboo term with many uses in modern urban language. Crump can be simply defined as a 'blanket' phrase. 'Blanket' phrases are words or utterances that can be classed as multiple parts-of-speech (nouns, verbs, adjectives, adverbs, pronouns, interjections) as well as being used as interrogatives, declaritives, exclamitives and imperitaves, in a sentence (example see:fuck). Crump is most commonly used as either an insult or an exclamitive.
The word Crump can be used in both negative and positive situations, depending on the syntax and intonation within the phrase it is spoken.
There is no hard-copy evidence or other archived written forms of the word Crump, however there are many referances in media forms (song lyrics, television, etc.)
"Go and Crump yourself"
"You dirty Crump"
"What the Crump?"
"I want to take you up the Crump"
"For Crumps sake"
"Argh, Crump!"
by Definizzle March 23, 2005
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The true definition of a bitchass nigga. So much so that he/she can no longer be considered a man or woman to the point where they are commenlly refered to as ness, for bitchassness.
Yo my dude, get the Crump out ya system.
by M. Faze April 10, 2009
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