crowll

The hottest bitch in the land. No one has a bigger cock than this mf. He has the biggest cock.

Also known as “the cock master”

Damn! Crowll has a massive cock! I’m definitely coming for seconds tonight!!!!

by The COCK master February 8, 2022

Cowellnado

Simon cowell stars in shadknado 7 soon to be released!

Cowellnado- Oh I can’t wait to see it! Sounds terrifying- the sharks as well

by The Tally Hoes February 19, 2022

Croswell and there people

A different kinda breed, a wallmart version of Florida conveniently packaged for your displeasure very neatly into one tiny town.
A hilariously Devine mixture of podunk rednecks Prepubescent pot heads , meth head zombies and moderately decrepit old woman who forget to take care of there cat, contributing to a growing ferril cat problem.

Croswell and there people what an adventure! Do not recommend!!!

by Croswell December 17, 2022

Jack Cromwell

A lesbian with insanely high estrogen levels. A super preppy lesbo that hates other races, and gets money from his parents, then squanders it on lesbos. He'll tell someone to be ballsy, but can't be ballsy himself since he's a soft coward

Jack Cromwell's estrogen levels exceeded the world record; lesbos find that attractive.
Bob said,"Hey, you should play Wak the Sak", but Dan said, "No, you should", and Bob said, "No", so Dan said, "Don't be such a Jack Cromwell"

by Jack Cromwell January 28, 2018

Simon Cowell

Comical botox guy.

Simon Cowell botox.

by KingPoker96 June 17, 2022

Simon Cowell

An old fat ugly stupid plastic faced cunt that has no talent, but thinks he has the right to tell people they have no talent. Also has an ugly wife that is only with him for his money.

That Simon Cowell is such a plastic faced fucking cunt.

by johndoe911 July 20, 2022

Simon Cowell

An extremely sweet, sexy, funny, charming British man who is most known for his juding on both Pop Idol and American Idol.

I want to marry Simon Cowell.

by Kirstie May 20, 2004