Colorado Crotch Rocket

The act of masturbating on the peak of a 14,000 ft mountain.

Dude, I climbed Pikes Peak and gave myself a Colorado Crotch Rocket!

by Selorex December 18, 2012

crotch rocket

Any Motorcycle.

"I got thrown off my crotch rocket doing 130."

by Diego August 17, 2003

columbus crotch rocket

A sex act involving a creme filled donut. A man sticks his erect penis into a creme filled donut. The woman then jerks the man off until ejaculation where the women will be covered in both semen and Bavarian creme.

Jeff: Audrey came home with a box of Duncan donuts. I think it's safe to say she really wanted a columbus crotch rocket.

by Herroguy March 25, 2014

useless as an ashtray on a crotch rocket

Completely useless

Knowing how to fold socks in 10 different ways is as useless as an ashtray on a crotch rocket.

by Blake November 12, 2002

mexican crotch rocket

A sultty mexican chick that me that me you cum quick.

that mexican crotch rocket gave me crab last night

by TCI student August 06, 2009

Country vanilla crotch rocket

The act of banging a girl doggie style while eating a bowl of ice cream. The placing the cold bowl on her lower back. Causing her sky rocket of your dick

Dude I was with this chick the other night and turned her into a country vanilla crotch rocket.

by DirtySanchezandhiscousinPedro June 26, 2021

human crotch rocket

A short girl with attitude that should scare you away but body that attracts you more

I saw you helping the human crotch rocket, how did it go?

I was scared and turned on but I think she was cool

by Edwardreeses1125 July 03, 2023