Crotch Rocket Asshole believes that they own the road (which is directly contrary to Mustang Asshole), and have the fastest bike on the planet. Crotch Rocket Asshole weaves in and out of traffic, ignoring every traffic law that every other citizen has to obey. Crotch Rocket Asshole often pops wheelies in the middle of the street, which (I guess) only impresses Crotch Rocket Asshole’s underage girlfriend.
Crotch Rocket asshole is easily identifiable. Besides the obvious bike identification, Crotch Rocket Asshole often wears a gay leather jacket and pants combo that color match their bike, and often has a gay rubber Mohawk attached on top of their helmet. In reality, Crotch Rocket Asshole would never have the balls to sport a REAL mohawk in a million years. Crappy, faded, tribal armband and/or barb wire tattoos often adorn Crotch Rocket Asshole’s arm.
Crotch Rocket Asshole often uses their bike as their Facebook or MySpace profile image, in the slim hopes that some desperate female will dig the bike, and ignore the downsides of Crotch Rocket Asshole (namely the fact that the bike is their only means of transportation).
One can only hope that Crotch Rocket Asshole gets the shit beat out of them by Harley Rider.
See Cigarette Asshole and Lottery Ticket asshole for other possible “asshole” personality combinations.
Crotch Rocket asshole is easily identifiable. Besides the obvious bike identification, Crotch Rocket Asshole often wears a gay leather jacket and pants combo that color match their bike, and often has a gay rubber Mohawk attached on top of their helmet. In reality, Crotch Rocket Asshole would never have the balls to sport a REAL mohawk in a million years. Crappy, faded, tribal armband and/or barb wire tattoos often adorn Crotch Rocket Asshole’s arm.
Crotch Rocket Asshole often uses their bike as their Facebook or MySpace profile image, in the slim hopes that some desperate female will dig the bike, and ignore the downsides of Crotch Rocket Asshole (namely the fact that the bike is their only means of transportation).
One can only hope that Crotch Rocket Asshole gets the shit beat out of them by Harley Rider.
See Cigarette Asshole and Lottery Ticket asshole for other possible “asshole” personality combinations.
Stan: "Crotch Rocket Asshole passed me up on the road today doing 90 in a school zone while popping a wheelie"
Ted: "I bet you were driving in front of a high school, wern't you?"
Stan: "Yeah, how did you know THAT?"
Ted: "30-year old Crotch Rocket Asshole was showing off and scamming for babes."
Ted: "I bet you were driving in front of a high school, wern't you?"
Stan: "Yeah, how did you know THAT?"
Ted: "30-year old Crotch Rocket Asshole was showing off and scamming for babes."
by mad genius December 7, 2010
Get the Crotch Rocket Assholemug. by Selorex December 18, 2012
Get the Colorado Crotch Rocketmug. A sex act involving a creme filled donut. A man sticks his erect penis into a creme filled donut. The woman then jerks the man off until ejaculation where the women will be covered in both semen and Bavarian creme.
Jeff: Audrey came home with a box of Duncan donuts. I think it's safe to say she really wanted a columbus crotch rocket.
by Herroguy May 16, 2014
Get the columbus crotch rocketmug. 
Get the useless as an ashtray on a crotch rocketmug. by TCI student August 7, 2009
Get the mexican crotch rocketmug. A liquid hug from the fun gods, just snug enough to fit in the crotch of your pants, making you feel like a sneaky, booze-smuggling superhero with questionable life choices.
As he stepped into the party with an awkward swagger, it became evident that his confidence was fueled by a crotch rocket snugly nestled in his pants, ready to unleash its liquid courage upon the unsuspecting crowd.
by MrCrazzyDew April 26, 2024
Get the Crotch Rocketmug. Crotch rocket, a crotch rocket is a term for a motorcycle or cyclist that likes to gloat about having more than 2 cylinders, common things said by riders that own these bikes are that Harleys are slow, when in reality there trying to compensate for there tiny dick and how they think there special, these riders commonly are what are considered (see squid) squid, by old bikers for there lack of riding skills and how they act stupid on the road.
Jim: Look at the bozo on that crotch rocket
Joe: I bet he thinks he’s god or something on that crotch rocket, I hate squid riders
Joe: I bet he thinks he’s god or something on that crotch rocket, I hate squid riders
by Fucurbbrjcusve August 13, 2021
Get the Crotch rocketmug.