Jermain Crinklesack

A god at Baseball, Football, Soccer, and Hockey.

Friend 1: “Did you know that Jermain Crinklesack has won a championship in every sport he has played?”

Friend 2: “Wow really, that’s amazing.”

by oi_crispy December 5, 2020

iowa crinkle hole

Shoving a whole corn cob up an anus.

Hey Brian, I totally Iowa Crinkle Holed your mom last night.

by Handlebar Jim December 9, 2020

single till I crinkle

(phrase) unwillingly single until you become too old to be a viable option

I’ll be “single till I crinkle.”

by yourmommadoes March 6, 2020

Crinkle

To party hard and get drunk!

We are about to get crinkle.

by Degeneration X May 17, 2012

The Crinkle

Horrible feeling in your gut when you eat bad food and know you will soon have to poop or fart, probably a lot. Not a good thing to have.

I ate fast food then went to Wal-Mart and walked around for a few hours. Now I have the crinkle!

by Rev. Link March 15, 2008

crinkle

An elderly person, esp. those who exhibit negative effects of old age - loose fitting skin, crankiness, limited mobility, etc.

Damned crinkle pulled right out in front of me.

by m f December 6, 2007

crinkle cut

1. a synonym to cool 2. a way to cut things (like carrots, french fries, and pickles) to make them cooler and more appealing

a: dude! i just got a new band t-shirt!
b: crinkle cut.

by daniellepf January 11, 2009