croissimite

Australian pastry - a Croissant with Vegemite and cheese

Hey there, can I please get one croissimite with my coffee?

by chicka_aus July 11, 2018

Croeserw

Croeserw ( also known as the site) is a village located in the afan valleys, it is home to many different breeds of scumbag such as chavs, dole scroungers and just assholes in general. Croeserw is not a place I'd reccomend visiting. if that's not bad enough, it's also in close proximity to caerau.

Croeserw = shithole
Christian: I'm thinking of visiting neath
Brett: I wouldn't mate, I've heard that place is a proper croeserw

by Mynan69 November 11, 2019

Cock Crocs

When you put a condom on and it's the ugliest thing you've ever seen.

I was about to buy the new Trojan Ecstasy Condoms, but then I remembered when they looked like total Cock Crocs.

by jigganut March 7, 2015

Cream Croissant

A penis

suck a cream croissant

by Tsovoa August 26, 2018

shrek crocs

Aka the best shoes every

If you disagree — 😤

No one:
Shrek:
Let’s make amazing shoes for the whole word to wear (so considerate)

Making shrek crocs

by I’m better than u July 25, 2019

Nog Clogs

A sexy man with a big penis. Nope just kidding! He is a guy who talks about Death Grips and goes to Walmart for no reason.

"Who's the redhead head kid at Walmart, he is such a Nog Clogs"

by Giovanni Is a sex offender December 8, 2020

chocolate croissant

The act of French kissing ("frenching", "tonguing", "pipe cleaning", "artery scraping") a rectum by penetration of the anus.

Thr croissant, as opposed to a French baguette or any other carbohydrate, is used as an homage to the traditional lubricant: butter.

This is not to be confused with the "Danish breakfast," eating breakfast foods out of an asscrack.

That chocolate croissant last night was so indulgent that I was dripping butter and chocolate into the next day.

by Anal Patisserie December 26, 2020