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crocodile arms 

(since crocodiles have short arms): the short end of the stick, i.e the worst possible deal, (among those acceptable to you) that is being offered.
if you are being offered multiple deals all of which are morally, socially or culturally unacceptable to you, its better to walk away from them all, and instead, get a crocodile arms type of deal. as the saying goes you can't have your cake and eat it too, but at least you get something
crocodile arms by Uncle Dimma September 22, 2016

Crocodile Mouth

A girl named Demi who has mouth that sticks out like a crocodile
Oh look it’s Demi the crocodile mouth girl
Crocodile Mouth by Damn ROASTED November 2, 2019

crocodile pie 

to eat out a ten day old crusty fanny of an 80 year old women
oh man he said i cant believe in just ate a crocodile pie lol
crocodile pie by funkyman April 27, 2009

Crocodile hunter 

a person that must rummage through untrimmed pubic hair (bush) to find their partner's genitals.
Hey baby you need to shave that bush because I ain't no crocodile hunter!
Crocodile hunter by blvdz October 16, 2008

crocodile slide 

the art of sitting on the toilet backwards after a big night out so your grog bog slides down the side so nobody can hear it
'i had to do a crocodile slide this morning'
crocodile slide by tara February 22, 2004

crocodile dung 

taking crocodile poop and mixing it with a solution consisting of honey and sodium bicarbonate which is used like a tampon