A relationship where you are serious enough to buy gifts for each other but you know it won't last. Your friends will ultimately receive the gifts after the relationship is over.
-Linda, are you still with Nick?
- No, it was just a crockpot relationship. Want the sweater he got me?
- No, it was just a crockpot relationship. Want the sweater he got me?
by ListenLynda September 16, 2017
When you pass gas in a vehicle while sitting on a heated seat, creating a slow cooking of the bomb that just dropped from ones colon.
Dude, what's that smell? Are you mobile crockpotting?
While driving down interstate 45 the passengers were all to aware the driver was performing a mobile crockpot.
While driving down interstate 45 the passengers were all to aware the driver was performing a mobile crockpot.
by Slainte October 04, 2013
When two humans shove random small bits of food up there anus and let it mix with feces then engage in intercourse anally to mix the pot and then eat it.
by Greyhippieman November 02, 2019
When you have diarrhea , say from chili, and you take your lover's feet in your hands and press then back until their vagina is in the air. You then proceed to put YOUR "Chili" in her "Crockpot" before making sweet sweet spicy love to "It".
by The Reverend Billy April 18, 2022
The act of filling your roommates anal cavity with pork, chicken or beef allow it to sit there for approximately 2 hours once it is well cooked in there you remove it and have them put one of their own bodily fluids on it. This can be any fluid from their body they can’t tell you what it is you must eat it and guess what it was. Thus you have the Colorado crockpot.
Damn bro last night me and my roommate tried the Colorado crockpot it was lit dog you should try it.
by Cholesterol Carl April 05, 2020
The act of jizzing in a crockpot and then proceeding to cook it in a pot roast and then making your lover eat it
by Yes’m October 11, 2020