coach mcguirk

The best character on the tv show "home
movies".

by person yo-yo June 20, 2006

Crotch Vinegar

A dirty undercarriage on. A man or woman that has taken on some sort of vinegar like smell to it.

What is that smell? Grace hasn't showered in 2 days ...she got some crotch vinegar brewing.

by Finbag March 12, 2017

Crotch Novel

A romance novel that contains drawn-out and very descriptive sex scenes. Mainly geared towards women, these novels are often corny, cheap, paperback-bound, and sold in drugstores and supermarkets.

"This crotch novel is mushier than the oatmeal I had for breakfast... But I still want to find out if Francesca marries Roberto or runs off with Don Juan..." *keeps reading*

by Spliffsicles July 8, 2012

Crotch Wrap Supreme

n: The collection of food that gathers in your crotch from trying to eat Taco Bell while driving.

My pants are ruined and I'm still hungry, good thing I still have a Crotch Wrap Supreme.

by inCozNito August 29, 2013

Chia Crotch

The state of having one's pubic hair be overly excessive and unruly. This often results in the pubic hair being clearly visible when wearing a swimsuit or very short skirt.

"She is suffering from some SERIOUS chia crotch; it's called a brazillian girl, look into it!"

by Finnegan Casey Dress-up May 12, 2009

dialing coach

a professional "dialing coach" is a trained counselor who is paid by reticent or shy parents to have "the talk" with young adolescent males. the physicality and aesthetic of sex is central. generally speaks in language that is somehow both forthright and metaphorical.

Parent 1: I've noticed that Benny is taking longer showers recently.
Parent 2: Time to call the dialing coach!

Girl 1: What are u doing to me?!??
Benny: No worries Callie it's like my D Coach taught me - DIAL DOWN THE MIDDLE.

by notskinnyimsmallboned December 4, 2010

shampoo my crotch

An English phrase used to express strong dislike for something.

People who talk in metaphors ought to shampoo my crotch.

by Teddy of the Sea April 23, 2014