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Crippler Crossface

In professional wrestling, the wrestler Chris Benoit uses a type of crossface called the Crippler Crossface.
"Chris Benoit has sharp moves, including his snap suplex, his sharpshooter, and most of all, his Crippler Crossface,"
by Sezril February 2, 2004
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cripplecheeser

One who plays COD too long or too much.
"It says on his combat record he's been playing for 12 days". What a cripplecheeser.
by GrandpaEster April 18, 2011
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Cripalatin

When a gang member of the Crips forgets who he is and tries to act like he's of Hispanic descent.
Big Trey: "Que pasa cuz, 5 poopin 6 droopin foo chulo."

Miguel: "Homie, where are you from?"

Big Trey: "I be a cripalatin BK g. Comprende esse dawg?"

Miguel: "Get a life joto."
by MstaDobalina December 25, 2008
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Crimp Cable

Just another great way to reference taking a big ole dump, crap, shit, defecate, pinch a loaf, snap a deuce.
Example 1: Roger felt his anus pucker and he new he was about to Crimp Cable.
Example 2: Hey Joe. Where is Stan. He was here a minute ago. Joe: He will be right back. He had to go Crimp Cable.
Example 3: Dan felt his bowels bloat during his presentation at the annual stockholders meeting. He knew he was about to blow and had to leave immediately. He quickly announced that he needed to run Crimp Cable and would return shortly.
by Eaton Holgoode April 10, 2015
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crimplet

Noun: a single bowl-sized portion of tobacco or marijuana, pinched or "crimped" with the thumb and forefinger from a larger quantity of same.
Peter and Paul were greatly disappointed with the crimplet from the bag of Purple Haze that George sold them.
by Speedog 2 December 18, 2010
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cripes

What one says when they are extremely annoyed of frustrated by another or something. Often replaces the "damn it".
CRIPES! Would you just leave me the Hell alone already?!
by CoshSA June 5, 2005
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crimp

n. A rock climbing term for a small handhold. Since crimp holds protrude from the rock by an inch or less, it is usually only possible to grip them with the first pad on each finger. Crimps are also referred to as "crimpers."

v. To use or hold a crimp hold while rock climbing.

Other forms - crimpy (adj.), crimptastic (adj.), crimpalicious (adj.)
Climber: Ugh, it's that stupid crimp that's keeping me from sending the route.

Dave: How the hell do I climb this route?
John: Just crimp your way up, man! Easy as pie!
Dave: (rolls eyes)

Emily: What's this route like?
Ryan: Crimpy all the way up. How's your finger strength?
by thispseudonymisnottaken December 10, 2010
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