Random crits day

Everybody on September 22nd will have 100% random critical hits on their knives and guns. Get that killstreak, soldier!

Also, murder is legal on that day from 8 A.M. to 18 P.M.

"Yo dude, it's random crits day!"
"Wait wha-"
*Stabbing and revolver shooting sounds*
Spy from TF2: *laughs*

by Spy from TF2 November 08, 2022

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Ear Crit

An uncomfortably high decibel noise (most of the time a persons voice) on popular voice chat programs such as Teamspeak or Ventrilo. This is often the result of a poor microphone or the inbound/gain volume being too high.

(verb)
Ricardo: HEY GUYS, WHATS UP? READY TO RAID????
Nate: DUDE! OMG! Ric, turn down your frikkin mic man! You just ear crit the whole room!

(noun)
Ryan: We were in Ice Crown last night on Warcraft, and Danny joined the raid channel to ask how we were doing. His mic was so high, he ear crit the entire channel and caused us to wipe on our fight!

by N8bit July 21, 2010

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Critting

A successful masturbatory session of above-average quality.

"I was critting last night I don't, think i'll have another session like that ever again."

by the Dih stroyer April 07, 2025

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pointless crit

In games, a critical hit that occurs redundantly and in which a normal hit would have been just as effective.
These are often annoying or frustrating in a game where critical hits are rare and/or generally out of the player's control/influence.

Yeah, I was battling a trainer in Pokemon and I got a pointless crit when their Pokemon's HP was pretty low. I could've used it at any other point but RNGesus chose now of all times.

by kjoshua September 03, 2021

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