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Crit

It means u are fucking shit, prick, cunt and trash. It also means u are ass in rb and always get carried by a pro like wufdemb.
Shit im critting now help me demb
by unitedisassbtwimnotdemb October 13, 2019
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One point Crit Damage

Crit damage to those people who have only 1 out of 1 Health point.
Mainly damage from a conversation.
Andy receives one point Crit Damage when he's called U.P(Universal Pollution)
by Anti- Pollution October 12, 2018
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crit

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ripped a crit

when, during a session of dungeons and dragons with your friends, a critical hit is rolled. Best used to describe when said critical hits are instrumental and pivotal to the combat taking place, or when several critical hits are rolled.
Morrowind, not only managed to stay up the whole fight, unlike a certain wizard, but also ripped a crit.
by 00dmb5 March 22, 2023
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clit crit

Informed discussion of sexual partners, practices, variations, anatomy.
We had an extended clit crit session after surfing last Monday.
by philologue October 5, 2011
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mini crit

the act of ejaculation upon seeing an inticing image
by Dante31 October 21, 2010
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Critting

A successful masturbatory session of above-average quality.
"I was critting last night I don't, think i'll have another session like that ever again."
by the Dih stroyer April 6, 2025
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