Chopstick

An Asian man’s main weapon, able to erase entire buildings

Me: This man has a chopstick

John: EVERYBODY RUN

by Suka Blyat iv damke November 29, 2019

chapstick trend

Chapstick trend is where someone gets a new stick of chapstick and when they run out of that chapstick they end their existence.... (DONT do it call the hotline for help)

Person 1: Im going to do the Chapstick trend...

Person 2: What? No don’t do you know I’m here for you....

by Mcytfan April 12, 2021

Bottom Lip Chapstick

Synonym for Dog Water
A way of saying 'Trash' or 'absolute garbage'

LMAOOO you're literally some Bottom Lip Chapstick

by Onyx Smitty January 31, 2022

chopstick dick

A sharp, pointy penis that gives splinters.

-That guy gave me splinters.

-How?
-I think his dick was a chopstick.

-Chopstick Dicks are the worst.

by poorly May 20, 2016

chapstick

Another word for idiot/someone who's mean/rude, as used by the character of 'Sid' in the popular TV series 'Skins'.

Synonyms: idiot, fool, twat, wanker, tosser.

"...and I've been SUCH a fuckin' chapstick."

by SophieGlitterwhip February 17, 2008

Cripdick

(krip-dyk)

A person who exercises full authoritarian control and has, at the same time, lost the full usage of one or more limbs.

Crippled (crip) Dictator (dick).

Look at that cripdick barking out orders, who does he think he is?

by chowping April 7, 2011

ripstickin

dangerous, dare-devilish, hazardous. coming from the root word 'ripstick' which is a crazy hard skateboard type thing to ride without killing yourself.

"Holy snap, that Alejandro is so ripstickin, he just called his girlfriend fat!"

"Wow, Paco climbed Mt. Everest? That's ripstickin."

by momela the third March 13, 2009