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we pimp chimpin

A new “movement” to be used as a greeting, in place of hi, or what’s up.
we pimp chimpin by BigNigga9/11 February 23, 2020
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Random Chimp Event 

The Random Chimp Event is the name for the monkey uprising. Humans evolved from monkeys, this was a mistake, humans evolved past monkeys, leaving them behind, the monkeys didn't forget this, and they are preparing. There is not a lot known about the specifics of the Random Chimp Event, the only things that are known are that it could happen at any point in time and that once it has started there is no stopping it, the monkeys will destroy everything in their path. There are a select, intelligent, few who will rejoice at the Random Chimp Event, knowing that the only way for humanity to survive is to return to monke.
Person 1: *hears the distant, ecstatic screams of monkeys* What is that?
Person 2: It's started.
Person 1: What has?
Person 2: *A single tear wells up in their eye and rolls down their face, it's hard to decern whether it is a tear of joy or sadness, the expression on their face makes it seem like both, they are happy because society will return to the glory of what it used to be, but they are sad that they must die to achieve this utopia but they are willing to because they know it is for the betterment of monkeykind* The Random Chimp Event.
Random Chimp Event by AXKZ October 30, 2020

dusted chimp 

A term used in a corporate setting to describe a useless co-worker prone to drama dialing. Like a trained chimp, the colleague can answer a phone, type email and fling feces. However, the person is easily distracted and incapacitated by drama dialing and generating a dreply to all, emulating a chimp hepped up on dust. In group settings, the dusted chimp can be observed rambling and annoying those involved.
Danimal: Did you get Tonya in the meeting?
Shredder: How could I miss it- total dusted chimp.
dusted chimp by Pale Rider August 4, 2007

Choppy Chimpy

The trope within film or TV where, in one scene, a character undergoes a traumatic occurrence, but shortly after, said character is acting unaffected. i.e., smiling, laughing or flirting.
Carol just found out her daughter was a zombie and then watched her get killed by Rick, but now she’s flirting with Darryl one episode later? That’s a Choppy Chimpy.
Choppy Chimpy by RatedNforNick March 6, 2022

the chimp challenge 

This is a contest to see who can do the stupidest thing ever!
RayRay glued himself to a car trunk to see how long the glue would hold him on the freeway! Thus the chimp challenge.

MASSIVE CHIMP ENERGY

The inner most instinctual and primal behavior a human male can display, rejecting all common sense and modernity whilst going full smoothbrain resorting to nothing but pure retard strength and incoherent grunting and screaming. Commonly released at times around 1-5am. An ultimate display of masculinity and dominance
Anon 1"Hey where was david last night?"
Anon2 " i'm not exactly sure, i texted him and all he sent in reply was all caps "I'VE GOT MASSIVE CHIMP ENERGY".
Anon1 "God he's done it again, we've got to find him."