Ninja like skills passed down from the big J himself. Creeping Jesus' don't learn these skills... They are born with them.
Person turns in chair and sees you "ARRGGGHHHH!!! CREEPING JESUS"
'I've been here 5 minutes, didn't you hear me?"
Person "NO!!!"
'I've been here 5 minutes, didn't you hear me?"
Person "NO!!!"
by Meridia17 June 21, 2011
Get the Creeping Jesus mug.military slang for highly contagious virii such as colds, stomach bugs, etc. that leave a person with any debilitating combination of non-stop runny nose, coughing up heavy phlegm, vomiting, diarrhea, extreme muscle weakness/pain, etc. The "creeping" part refers to the fact that it seems to make its way through ALL of the ranks eventually.
It's cold and flu season now, so if you get the Creeping Crud - go on sickcall and make sure doc gives you Quarters, because the rest of us don't want it!
by ab234 May 13, 2009
Get the creeping crud mug.by sussiee July 8, 2009
Get the creeping mug.A sex position/move where the male crouches down on the bed, and then leaps onto his partner, forcing his erect penis into the partner's rectum while scratching their back.
by Rontarleb November 13, 2011
Get the Crouching Cougar mug.Gamer1: Hey did you see pappy? He was crouching soooooo hard!
Gamer1: Hey why is true afk?
Gamer2: He's probably crouching.
Gamer1: Hey why is true afk?
Gamer2: He's probably crouching.
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Get the crouching mug.by Kara E. June 7, 2005
Get the creeping mug.When having sex on the beach and the man gets his dick wet and dips it in sand and then forcefully inserts it into her pussy causing her to screech.
by Swedish Nejero April 22, 2009
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