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rebuilt crayon

1. Any online gamer on xbox live that whines and complains every time he is killed by an opposing player, it does not matter if the way he died was legit or not, either way he will cry about how much of a noob you are or how lucky you are that your the host with good connection. This gamer will always tell you that you are trash even though his kill to death ratio is 35 kills with 28 deaths. If you are able to counter all of these points he tries to bring up he will then tell you how another game is way better then the one you just owned him in because he knows he cannot beat you in the one you are playing.

2. a crayon that is rebuilt from scratch
whining xbox live kid - DUDE, your so lucky your host or you would have never killed me!

billy - dude, your host, what are you talking about i killed you fair and square.

whining xbox live kid (after being killed a second time) - OMG, ARE YOU SERIOUS? your such a noob, dude your trash bro, i'll smoke you any day!

billy - calm down dude you want to 1v1 me?

whining xbox live kid - no bro im going to go play my $20 game i got from the clearance section at gamestop because it's so much better then this noobish game, get muted fag, later!

billy - wow dude stop acting like a rebuilt crayon!
by el rey infared December 19, 2010
mugGet the rebuilt crayonmug.

crayon crew

Basically just a term for insulting, means the person you are insulting is retarded or just slow.
"Look, here comes the crayon crew!"
by Steven May 13, 2005
mugGet the crayon crewmug.

dookie crayon

Function: to describe the effects of feces leaving a toilet. In most cases, used as a simile.

1: marks left from a large turd while flushing a toilet.
2: the turd is the writing utensil while the white porcelain bowl is the canvas.
"Have you seen the women's restroom toilet? That huge turd must have stood up on end and scribbled on the bowl like a dookie crayon. It must not have been able to swim. It looks like it spelled out S.O.S."
by handshakedrugs June 30, 2004
mugGet the dookie crayonmug.

crayon box

A house where a group of peoples congregate to use and/or buy drugs.
James went to the crayon box to turn bread to toast.
by gram stacker October 18, 2008
mugGet the crayon boxmug.

road crayon

A sport motorcycle rider.
(See squid)
Bob: Did you see how fast that guy was going?
Tim: Yeah. He'd make a nice road crayon.
by Tilt The Horizon August 25, 2005
mugGet the road crayonmug.

Bum crayon

When you've been to the toilet no matter how much you wipe there is still poo there
OMG i've been wiping for 20 mins and this bum crayon is not going anywhere!!
by crazy co-op lady September 25, 2009
mugGet the Bum crayonmug.

Purple Crayon

Another name for a black guys penis. Comes from the fact that some black men's penises are so dark they appear purple in color.
Man Alexa can get enough of those purple crayons, what a hoe!!
by Daryl The Sterile December 6, 2010
mugGet the Purple Crayonmug.

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