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Someone who is a coward who is working really hard at it - an exceptional scaredy cat.
Randi: "Oh look there's Blaze. Why is he running away from that rabbit?"
Brandi: "He's a complete cowhard. It's like he is trying to be more fearful than humanly possible."
Randi: " I get that, but it's dead. The bunny is dead."
Brandi: "Exactly. Total cowhard. Now, pass me that blunt so I can seeeatch!"
cowhard by von groovy June 27, 2024
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Cowshanty 

A hybrid genre of music mixing classic American country (ie Willie Nelson, Johnny Cash, maybe even as far up as Garth Brooks,) with traditional pirate Sea Shanties. Traditional instruments of the genre include Accordion, Banjo, Hurdy-Gurdy, Guitar, Upright Bass, Drums, and Fiddle. Lyrical content includes a broad range of topics such as drinking songs, love songs, songs about exploration and pioneering on both land and sea, songs about horses, songs about seahorses, and much else. Examples of popular bands include Captain Sheriff, Yeharrr, Star and Crossbones, the Rum Runners, the Salty Spitoons, and Sixshooter Blunderbuss.
My favorite Cowshanty song is “Ode to my Rum Bottle” by the Dusty Dinghies, off their album “Wagons to ye Starbord Side, Partner-Matey.”
Cowshanty by Musty Musk Man October 26, 2024
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Cothaletel

Cothaletel könnte als ein Gefühl der Suche beschrieben werden, ein Ort der Vergebung, der Ihr Leiden nicht beendet, aber versteht.
Ich versuche, Cothaletel für meine Seele zu finden
Cothaletel by year1914 October 26, 2025

colorado coathanger 

The tried and true trick of inserting a bent wire coat hanger into the vagina to abort a baby.
Jessica's ex-boyfriend got her pregnant and she couldn't tell her parents, so she had to do the ol' Colorado Coathanger trick.

The CowShark 

Is a mythical creature of half cow half shark species. It’s gained popularity on social media as a “hidden species” by the Smithsonian organization. On Reddit s/dankmemes , there have been numerous accounts where multiple people have seen this creature while lucid dreaming.
Bro did you see the “the cowshark” it’s so majestical and shit.
The CowShark by The cowshark February 1, 2023

Columbian Cowtail 

The act of putting party drugs under ones foreskin.
I tried the Columbian cowtail ,and now I forgot how to pee