Jay County High School 

Welcome to Jay County Highschool, a place where everyone is either a yee haw piece of shit or a weird ass goth. Every nic addict and pothead brings their karts and nic sticks to the bathroom. All the hoes get passed around like a hot potato at a party. We have we a shit ton of sound cloud rappers who think their shit, but really just copying big rappers that are actually going somewhere. All of them are up for sale, one cent per rapper or better offer. We also like to bring our fruit to the bathroom and put it in the urinals. We are broke as fuck so we had to bring the stupid ass middle schoolers to the high school. Our football team hasn't won a single game for the past 3 years. Our golf team is more athletic. Teachers don't teach here, YouTube does. In conclusion welcome to Jay Tucky High school, our pride and joy!

Jay County High School- The most redneck place on Earth

Jay County High School by anonymous October 16, 2020

Oldham county high school 

A prison full of racist and pregnant people. And everything sucks ass. Where teachers Fuck students and principals promote drunk driving. In general a shithole of a place. Where kids believe they are juul gods.

Fuck Oldham county high school

Oldham county high school by Oldham county January 29, 2019

Fairfax County Public Schools 

A county that is supposedly one of the richest in the COUNTRY, yet fails to administer doors to classrooms and bathroom stalls or textbooks that aren't at least 8 years old unless you were born in the right year.

We have cash, but screw the kids!

Fairfax County Public Schools by Biteme November 16, 2004

Lumpkin County High School

Lumpkin County High School is your average school with a few exceptions. The following are 100% accurate statements. #1, the principal loves to scream in the microphone and scare the crap out of people and make them go deaf. He screams this in the microhpone at the end of lunch “alright guys be sure to pick up all your trash, head on down to your 3rd block class, and have a fantastic rest of your day, be sure to pick up all your trash.” Not to mention that the school lunch food is pretty bad. Don’t get me started on the kids. Most boys wear hats all the time because for some reason the school allows them. There are lots of rednecks as well. I go here, you shouldn’t. Go Indians.

Let’s not go to Lumpkin County High School.

Lumpkin County High School by AccurateDictionary November 27, 2018

Martin County High School 

a school in Stuart, FL. aka "county". Its built on a landfill. it consists of surfers/potheads and rednecks, and wannabe preps. the staff ride around on shitty golf carts. there is a random concrete square "the stage" in a field that the seniors get to paint. yay. the 12 black people at our school hang out by metal rails called "the monkey bars" and the other minorities gather outside the drafting room. all the surfer/potheads are too late to hang out anywhere in the mornings. the majority of fights are race wars. one time the school tried to ban camo and the rebel flag. The last time an administrator tried to break up a Black girl fight, he had to go to the hospital. if you went to mchs prior to 2009, you at some point:
*snuck off for off-campus lunch guat-packed into one of the many monster trucks populating campus.
*ate at Anna's at least 3 times a week.
*got to go on field trips to the firing range and ride along with cops.
*took pre-calc or sat prep with the most awesome teacher ever.
*had that teacher either throw something that belonged to you across the room, publicly humiliate you, or tell you "you can sleep when you're dead".
*wanted to kill yourself senior year after seeing the 4900th episode of "on the prowl"
*skipped 3&4th block after the security guards left the back gate open after A lunch.
*were convinced that the ESE kids were used for slave labor.
*got a speeding ticket on campus for going 11 mph.

john:do you go to sfhs or jbhs?
bob: hellllll no fuck those schools, i go to martin county high school!

Martin County High School by 7722222222222222 July 27, 2010

Tri County High School

Tri County High School is a place where hillbillys vape in the bathrooms and draw penises on the doors. Here people "grab" grope each other in the lunch rooms. On top of the vaping in the bathrooms half the students are high 24/7 or drunk. They have many different kinds of people smelly retards, high sk8r bois, thots all around, and total asses.

Guy 1: Tri County High School is nastier than the alley ways of New York.
Guy 2: Yeah, the people are more sketchy.

Tri County High School by MinecraftMaster69 April 11, 2019

Rockbridge County High School 

just like any other school, it is a drag to go to but it's the only place to see your friends and hang out because Lexington has nothing else to offer for kids our age during the school season.

also run by a menopausal, crazy bitch.

chick one -- school sucks
chick two -- yea lets leave and get stoned


dude one -- i go to rockbridge county high school
dude two -- i'm sorry.

Rockbridge County High School by la fille October 16, 2008