Too bad it costs big bickies...
by Brou3232 May 20, 2016
Get the costs big bickiesmug. A buzzword usually uttered by someone trying to sell you the idea that you should rewrite your project in Rust. It supposedly means "free" abstractions that don't come with overheads and penalties, but in reality they're anything but free.
If you hear someone use the term zero cost abstraction unironically, run as fast as you possibly can because you're cornered by a snake oil salesman.
by CrazyDev November 14, 2021
Get the zero cost abstractionmug. Cost Benefit Analysis is the analysis of the cost effectiveness of different alternatives in order to see whether the benefits outweigh the costs
Inspector Gadget wants to install a new office network. Will this inturn increase the company profits?
by SEECAFE April 26, 2004
Get the Cost Benefit Analysismug. the idea that when you're drunk, you've already committed to being drunk so you may as well get that extra drink. see "sunk cost fallacy."
"Can't Kyle just drink in moderation and not black out every weekend?"
"It's the drunk cost fallacy. Once he gets drunk he doesn't see a reason to stop."
"It's the drunk cost fallacy. Once he gets drunk he doesn't see a reason to stop."
by serkets January 27, 2018
Get the drunk cost fallacymug. Cook: "Hey, are you still dating that high maintenace bitch?"
Pete: "Yeah, she is killing me."
Cook: "Why, she's pretty hot?"
Pete: "Yeah she is but I have to take her out on expensive dates or she won't give me any."
Cook: "What's your Cost Per Lay?"
Pete: "Fuck, I dunno, at least a hundred bucks."
Cook (laughing): "Dude, your so fucked, dump that bitch!"
Pete: "Not before I tape myself nailing her."
Cook: "That'll be some expensive porn my good man..."
Pete: "Yeah, she is killing me."
Cook: "Why, she's pretty hot?"
Pete: "Yeah she is but I have to take her out on expensive dates or she won't give me any."
Cook: "What's your Cost Per Lay?"
Pete: "Fuck, I dunno, at least a hundred bucks."
Cook (laughing): "Dude, your so fucked, dump that bitch!"
Pete: "Not before I tape myself nailing her."
Cook: "That'll be some expensive porn my good man..."
by Pete Dick February 10, 2008
Get the Cost Per Laymug. Cost per fuck. This was explained to me back in the 1990's in Newport Beach, California. Say a cute young girl is dating a rich old man. He takes her to dinner a few nights a week, buys her gifts like jewelry and a car, they go on vacations, he pays her rent, etc. You total up how much he has spent on her then divide it by how many times they have sex. That becomes the cost per fuck. It also works for married people. Some married couples don't have any sex at all.
by dollygirl August 18, 2014
Get the cost per fuckmug. A phrase you would say to a sales person when you like the product but you just can't afford it in this economy.
by NotDani July 5, 2017
Get the Costs Too Muchmug.