rounding the coroner

As you are wheeled through the morgue, passing the doctor who is filling out "Covid-19" as your cause of death.

Having believed that the coronavirus was 'under control", that it would "disappear like magic", that wearing masks was for liberal wimps and that we were "rounding the corner", you were in fact only rounding the coroner. Under 'pre-existing condition' he filled in "believing a president who cared about no one but himself and nothing but his self-aggrandizement".

by Monkey's Dad November 15, 2020

Coronational

(n.)- A person from a nation where the Coronavirus (Covid-19) has infected more than 10,000 people.

Tim: "Those visiting Chinese professors were stopped at the airport yesterday."

Jill: "I hope they quarantined those Coronationals immediately!"

by KnowPsyUniverse April 3, 2020

Coronally

A descriptive adverb of how things are going or being done under the circumstance of having the global pandemic of the Coronavirus.

How is the project running #coronally?

Samantha has maintained her financial status #coronally.

by FatmaElsayed July 10, 2020

coron

A moron scared of the coronavirus

Have you seen all those corons wearing masks?

by g4illou March 25, 2020

paint yourself into a coroner

Derisive expression to mean dat ya either kept unwisely flappin' yer gums to da point dat ya got suspected of offing someone, or messed up yer prospects of landing moderately-desirable employment, and thus da only local job-position left was a cadaver-examiner in a morgue.

Pleading da Fifth or maintaining a responsible behavior-pattern may indeed be a drag, but doing so means dat you'll be less likely to paint yourself into a coroner.

by QuacksO January 28, 2025

Coronation

A pandemic. It is a portmanteau which describes an entire nation being infected with corona.

Dang! Italy turned into a coronation during this year's FIFA World Cup!
The Queen's coronation (another way of describing the United Kingdom).

by Hen-Rex March 11, 2020

max corons

Adherents to the moronic and irrational belief that Bitcoin (BTC) has to be crippled to a 1mb blocksize and that suffering extreme transaction fees, unreliability and slowness helps make BTC useful as a store of value.

Max corons don't believe in hard forks or blocksize increases.

by pyalot April 22, 2021