Colonel Cornelius Cornwall

From the earth I rise, and to the earth I will one day return.

What's up, mothershuckers? My name is colonel cornelius Cornwall, and I'm here today to introduce you to:

corn

Corn is a North American serial plant. It yields large kernels on a cob.

It is also called 'maize' because of how easy it is to get lost in its incredible flavor.

Side effects of corn may include... Uh, choking, I guess.

Come on down today, and try some corn or we will sacrifice your newborn-

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'You are such a Colonel Cornelius Cornwall'

by bluevanman69 December 18, 2020

cornwall

The Lost Celtic Country,It is not an EnglishCountyas the anglo-saxon conspiracy woiuld have you believe. It is the DUCHY of Cornwall.Closely related to their cousins the Welsh{Cymru}and the Bretons in Brittany western Franceand second cousins to the Irish Eire,the Manx and of course the Scottish Alba Those who chose to ridicule this ancient race are simply jealous usually Anglo saxons, that Foreign Germanic race who do not belong on these islands(Ever notice that ALL the Celtic Lands are Outstandingly Beautiful Whilst England is mostly bland flat featureless wasteland?) and no! I am not Cornish but i am a Celt

ps, This before some smart arse(saxon)posts an entry gushing lyrically about The Lake District being a gorgeous part of England .Well Sorry to kick you in the Germanic Bollocks once again BUT you see Cumbria is also Celtic so piss off back to the Low Countries.

Cornwall is Great. Fantastic People and Great Pasties oh and marvelous Beaches ,Good Weather

by william the wallace March 11, 2006

Corndaddy

Corndaddy is a term derived from "Cornhole". It is much less publibicaly offensive than "cornhole" yet retains its essence of humour. You could be in a church and mention your sore corndaddy without anyone other than your bros understanding what is truly implied.

"Right in the corndaddy."
"That shit tore up my corndaddy."

by and im the JR November 26, 2007

Cornea Killer

A person who sprays fabreeze, perfume, lemon juice, clorox bleach, Vineager, or any other hurtful substance into someone elses eye causing them to screach out in a yelp of pain.

She strutted around the room like she was a spy with a bottle of vineager in her hand. Poor Mike innocently walked up and she sprayed him dead in the eyes, what a Cornea Killer.

by MathClassAllOverAgain:) May 20, 2011

cornpapa

The perfect specimen of a man. Cornpapa is beautiful being with a soul deeper than the ocean. His genius is often misunderstood as pure insanity. Once he finds the woman that completes and validates his weirdness he is crowned the King Cornpapa of her heart.

The man is a cornpapa of my dreams.

CornPapa is Boomsauce's soulmate. Togehter they make sweet intoxicating corn chowder.

by Boomsauce Vixen June 30, 2018

coriyah

The best friend you will have and stick with forever. She will be loyal and will always have your back. She is a great girlfriend💜

Coriyah is the best💜

by Lolodelee September 26, 2019

CornaMelody

A stupid neighbor who comes over being a “Maskhole”. Spewing Hydroxi dribble and Sweden mis truths. Refusing to wear a mask and encroaching on my space.

A CornaMelody showed up maskless and stood directly over my wife gardening, espousing the typical lame, politically right leaning B.S. Spewing potential death. I told her how disrespectful she was and told her to never again come to my house.

by Sparkdog May 22, 2020