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Cannibal Corpse are in my opinion the best death metal band ever. The one problem is that they have gotten so popular that every retarded asshole, that has never herd of death metal or anything heavier than slipknot, thinks one of two things:
1. I like this band because i want to be different.
2. I am a gay chav and don't like metal so anything that is not 50 cent or any other gay rapper is goth music.

It is such a shame that death metal and it's fans are seen as 'goth' because it is quite offensive to be classified alongside those pussies.

Cannibal corpse have always been brutal and heavy and only got better when George Fisher joined so anyone that says that they got crap when Chris Barnes left can go to hell.
Me: I like Cannibal corpse because the music is really heavy and the vocals are amazeing.The lyrics are also entertaining 'songs' about mutilating people are funny and suit the music.

Stupid moron: Its just a load of shoutin i could do it if i wan'ed to.

me: No you could not, its not rap music, you can't just talk into a microphone and have some shitty keyboard tune in the background. It takes skill to play music at that speed and play every single note correctly and vocals like that you hear in most death metal bands near impossible. Another thing is that you could never write those kind of lyrics. Its not like your shitty mainstream music, Cannibal Corpse write the lyrics themself.

stupid moron: (drools and says nothing because his brain has overloaded with facts).
by Cannibal April 18, 2006
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corpsefucking

Sex with the dead. Also can refer to forum topics (similar to beating a dead horse).
Would you stop corpsefucking for a minute and get over here?
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house of 1000 corpses

One of the greatest horror movies made in recent years, it is created by Rob Zombie and has a number of references to older horror/slasher movies. Lots of death along with some cannibalism. The camera work is amazing.
House of 1000 Corpses is my favorite movie ever!
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corpse balls

n. the condition in which a man's testicular scent is remniscent of a rotting corpse.
This condition occurs when a man cannot or does not wash throughly for an extended amount of time. The situation is accelerated by exersise or physical activity. Persperation drys upon persperation, and the result is corpse balls.
"Dude, my water got shut off, and I haven't showered in weeks; I've kept jogging everymorning, but everytime I take a piss I've noticed that I have the worst case of corpse balls ever."
by AA Factory August 16, 2006
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corpsey

the feeling of being so drained of life and purpose you feel like an actual corpse.
I've been rallying for 3 days straight, I feel mad corpsey
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a 23 year old youtuber that makes music, does creepy videos, plays among us, and has an amazing voice. ong i would marry him if i had the chance.
hey! have you heard of corpse husband?
yeaa, his voice is so good.
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