r/copypasta

The internet's biggest copypasta archive. Also a great place to disguise your personal rants and/or unpopular opinions as a copypasta.

I had a controversial opinion that I wanted to share on r/unpopularopinion, but didn't want to get any backlash so I posted it on r/copypasta instead where nobody took it seriously.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 12, 2021

tree copypasta

I'm doing okay! At first the oxygen stuff was scaring me but now I think I'm doing okay-well, that is, except for the swimming. Call me autumn but I just want to fall apart. If you don't catch what I'm saying, I'm talking about my leaves. I've always been somewhat paranoid but this is a whole new level-luckily this dancing stuff is cool, huh? I mean, who would've thought the power of dance is something we would take advantage of today. Also could Power of Dance be a TPOT parody? TPOD: the power of dance? Would be a lame prize I suppose. I wonder if I win Two's power, if my dance abilities underwater would improve. I think my mind is shifting. Yeah, I actually like the prize. Maybe we should consult Two about changing the prize to "The Power of Dance." Thoughts? Let's be real. I doubt they'd ever go for that. Renaming this early into the season? No, no, no! Also, my biggest secret is

hey, did you like the scene where tree said " I'm doing okay! At first the oxygen stuff was scaring me but now I think I'm doing okay-well, that is, except for the swimming. Call me autumn but I just want to fall apart. If you don't catch what I'm saying, I'm talking about my leaves. I've always been somewhat paranoid but this is a whole new level-luckily this dancing stuff is cool, huh? I mean, who would've thought the power of dance is something we would take advantage of today. Also could Power of Dance be a TPOT parody? TPOD: the power of dance? Would be a lame prize I suppose. I wonder if I win Two's power, if my dance abilities underwater would improve. I think my mind is shifting. Yeah, I actually like the prize. Maybe we should consult Two about changing the prize to "The Power of Dance." Thoughts? Let's be real. I doubt they'd ever go for that. Renaming this early into the season? No, no, no! Also, my biggest secret is..."? it would be a great copypasta. how about call it the tree copypasta?

by wumbowatcher May 6, 2023

tree copypasta

I'm doing okay! At first the oxygen stuff was scaring me but now I think I'm doing okay-well, that is, except for the swimming. Call me autumn but I just want to fall apart. If you don't catch what I'm saying, I'm talking about my leaves. I've always been somewhat paranoid but this is a whole new level-luckily this dancing stuff is cool, huh? I mean, who would've thought the power of dance is something we would take advantage of today. Also could Power of Dance be a TPOT parody? TPOD: the power of dance? Would be a lame prize I suppose. I wonder if I win Two's power, if my dance abilities underwater would improve. I think my mind is shifting. Yeah, I actually like the prize. Maybe we should consult Two about changing the prize to "The Power of Dance." Thoughts? Let's be real. I doubt they'd ever go for that. Renaming this early into the season? No, no, no! Also, my biggest secret is

person: hey, did you watch the new tpot episode where tree says "I'm doing okay! At first the oxygen stuff was scaring me but now I think I'm doing okay-well, that is, except for the swimming. Call me autumn but I just want to fall apart. If you don't catch what I'm saying, I'm talking about my leaves. I've always been somewhat paranoid but this is a whole new level-luckily this dancing stuff is cool, huh? I mean, who would've thought the power of dance is something we would take advantage of today. Also could Power of Dance be a TPOT parody? TPOD: the power of dance? Would be a lame prize I suppose. I wonder if I win Two's power, if my dance abilities underwater would improve. I think my mind is shifting. Yeah, I actually like the prize. Maybe we should consult Two about changing the prize to "The Power of Dance." Thoughts? Let's be real. I doubt they'd ever go for that. Renaming this early into the season? No, no, no! Also, my biggest secret is" in dance language?

other person: yeah lets just call it the tree copypasta.

by wumbowatcher May 6, 2023

Collyn

An all around perfect individual that is charming and funny and sweet. He has a heart the size of the ocean and will do anything to see someone smile. He has the most perfect eyes that will fill your tummy with butterflies when he looks at you and a smile that will make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. He is the best friend anyone could ask for. You can't help but feel happy whenever you're with him. He has the ability to give you feelings that words can't describe and can also make time fly by super fast when you don't want it to. He can teach you long-board tricks and how to skim board, because he's so awesome at everything. His girlfriend is a lucky lady. If you know a Collyn, never ever ever ever ever ever let him go.

girl1-wow who is that?

girl2-that's Collyn isn't he amazing

by girlinlove92 January 3, 2014

hard copy

A printed-on-paper version of what you see on a computer screen, used mostly in a business sense, such as with spreadsheets, forms, or invoices.

by handle187 October 31, 2003

Copey

I's slang for the Danish currency, The Krone.

Mostly used by currency traders and finance professionals.

I bought the Copey yesterday, hoping for appreciation against the Dollar.

by jka+ January 16, 2010

Copy Job

An act where two people engage in intercourse on a copy machine while it's running, so that the resulting copies which print out are a frame-by-frame of their sexual exploits.

Dan and Amy tried to convince their boss that they weren't having a copy job in the copy room, but the sheets of evidence tell a different story.

by CHS2009 March 18, 2009