Coolthing %

The “Cool thing”speedrun % is a type of speedrun where the speedrunner attempts to do as much “Cool things” as possible throughout one sitting of the game.

“Dude, Greyfruit is my favorite speedrunner!”
“How so?”
“His newest Coolthing % was really cool!”

by the_dragon_king January 11, 2022

Cooltools

1. A new term which is liberally used in describing something that is pleasing, or brings happyness to the recipient.
2. the word also describes any sex act that brings a lot of pleasure without any effort, usualy fellatio.

1. cooltools, you found my beers, i love you man!
2. i was so stoned last night and she just kept going with the cooltools.

by cumo March 1, 2008

coolshizzlenizzleness

The next level of response in order to truly signify something as truly epic.

"What are you doing this weekend?"
"MW2 and Korean Dramas all-night long"
"coolshizzlenizzleness!!!!"

by Iklipse February 27, 2010

Cooltarded

When the cool factor of something exceeds normal human ability and /or comprehension. Especially if it hurts your head to think about "how they did it".

Wow! This song is cooltarded.

That move you did on the halfpipe was cooltarded bro!

by Wordonthestreet March 12, 2013

coolt

To get up 3 AM and play dota

Its coolt to get up 3 AM to play dota

by lejn July 31, 2017

cooltomato

A Lonely Person who has no friends and thinks they are cool.

"I am a CoolTomato!" said Jeremy (The Loneliest person in the school)

by HelloThere... May 9, 2018

Cooltjo

A slang term used to define a person who gets off to loli hentai. They are also a super famous YouTuber who likes nightcore and anime and games and books. They are often found sitting around the tv watching anime on one monitor with hardcore hentai compilations pumping out the other. They often blast moaning noises on their headphones that they cut from their favorite loli lesbian hentais.

Asswipe 1: Yo bro! You seen dat Cooltjo?
Asswipe 2: Yeet! He been slaying anime waifus on my christian Minecraft server!

by SidedVirus Verbage July 22, 2018