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Convention Lollipop

A con-goer who is extremely attractive but is lacking in the areas required for an on-going relationship. Used for flirting, showing off, and possibly sex at the convention only. You may use the same convention lollipop over several years. Similar to arm candy.
That dude had the most beautiful body Fawn had ever seen, but the intelligence of a gopher. No matter, she'd found her convention lollipop.
by The Blanket Monster July 31, 2010
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Hindenburg Convention

when a small group of friends arrange to get together and the number of people invited rapidly increases, and the get together falls apart from the logistics of it all.
I was trying to meet up with a friend, this his wife wanted in, then more people got invited and it became a Hindenburg Convention.
by hydrogenmonoxide September 9, 2019
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Swole Nigga Convention

A convention where swole niggas go to loft cars and buildings. This was started by Tareef and The Rock. If you are not swole like Wafeeq you cannot attend
Are you going to the swole nigga convention. No I did not get invited.
by Too Swole for a Shirt October 9, 2019
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The ol' snake convention

A standing 69, when the male is in a handstand with a maraca handle in his butt, imitating a rattlesnake. Simultaneously, with a caprisun/juice box in her mouth squeezing the juices out on the male as if it were venom, simultaneously, as she climaxes.
Down in the desert, where the coyotes howl and the ladies thighs shake, like they have two tickets to the ol' snake convention.
by EmpireYikesBack March 28, 2022
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dachshund convention

A way to describe a party, club, or other get-together as being populated by a vast majority of males. In other words, a sausage fest or brodeo.
I went to Stacy's party, but left early because there was more sausage there than a dachshund convention!
by Senator Sexy September 29, 2007
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Stripper Convention

A party where every girl is a total whore and will grind or fuck any male in the vicinity
damn, that party wasn't just a grindfest, it was a stripper convention.
by <3Weed October 19, 2009
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man boob convention

the secondary response to the question, Tipy Toe? Meaning are we leaving?, but not letting the other people you are with know you had a plan to go if the party, or hang out spot, sucked.
Me and tom were in the pool when he called Tipy toe, it sucked so bad i instantly called MAN BOOB CONVENTION, and we left without prompting anyone.
by Mathew Kiley October 18, 2008
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