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Console War

An epic battle, equivalent to a dick measuring, or pissing contest. It pits the next-gen consoles against eachother - in this case, the Wii, X360, and Playstation 3 - in a battle... TO THE DEATH! Fanboys on all sides shall be hurling shit at eachother, while those of us who remain in the center shall laugh. Hillarity will ensue every battle, and the casualties will mount. Pick a side, or lackthereof, but be warned: choose the ultimate loser (all sides, except the center/neutral position), and you are to be fucked with for the ages.

In the future, more "wars" of the like will surely follow.
Fanboys across the globe are creaming their pants, in anticipation of the grand Console War, of the second generation.
by Amerikaner October 20, 2006
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chilling condo

Chilling Condo series are from November of 2006 to March 2007. A lot of shit has been done and most of them are awesome.

Chilling Condo are all about BEER, SMOKE, VIDEO GAME. Usually it starts friday night until Monday morning, we chill, we get drunk, we smoke, we run on kush, we get high, we are the super team.

Chilling Condo is awesome till girls start to come, THEY WILL CHILL there forever, they will not GTFO of the condo !!!!
Are you down to chill? Chilling Condo
by Kev CheungSTER December 20, 2007
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a censored, inconvenient truth

have to throw these underwear away. They have a censored, inconvenient truth in them
by wolfbait51 October 30, 2011
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Concordokken

To be smacked down by the local law enforcement for accidental damage to property.
Man, I was totally concordokkened today.
by Stupidlophin March 9, 2005
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console fanboy

One who defines consoles on Urban Dictionary.
Nintendo Fanboy: Wiiiiii I want to play with my wiiiiiiiii!!!!

XBox Fanboy: Halo is the ONLY game that matters all other games suck. Games with shitty graphics suck.

Playstaion Fanboy: The PS3 will be the most advanced console to date. All other consoles will suck.

Me: Shut the fuck up console fanboy's.
by DvdBengals December 7, 2006
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Consodel

A state of confusion where you can't find your way out of the sky.
My step bro was feeling consodel at school today.
by Aston Martin gang June 7, 2019
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Consolesexual

When you’re sexually attracted to a game console!
1: I had sex last night!
2: Great! With who?
1: My PlayStation 5!
2: oh no... you’re consolesexual, aren’t you?
by TwilightKid53 June 4, 2021
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