context

one of those scam text spam messages

today a received a context that stated i could make a a thousand dollars an hour.

by jkentos March 14, 2009

Congestion

1. People that are stuck in high school (because they couldn’t get into college), the high school state of mind(because they didn’t get to graduate with their class.), or college (because they don't care what they do in life and they get to waste daddy's money on their otherwise worthless education).
2. A person that thinks that they are worthless and is just passing through life oh so sluggish.

There is so much congestion at school you could make a wig out of all the gray hairs lying on the floor.

by DominiqueRB November 1, 2006

Context

It's the listening to him fuck his staff ona loop for me. Because the cuckold that watched them do it liked to repeat the noises.

Iam "You know I was happy for a good minute. Happy to be helping people."

Hym "That changed pretty quick. Working in a retard sex cult will do that. I'm mean, you see how many parallels I can draw between the shit you're bitching about and my situation right? You see how hollow that makes everything you're saying ring? When vaguely analogous things like what is happening to me, happen to you. It's unacceptable. Because you're the 'good one'. And here I sit, with no fear of being held accountable. Because I haven't don't anything wrong. It's not just the hypocrisy it's that you're proving me right. Look it how right I was! Thanks for that. That's the context."

by Hym Iam May 18, 2022

divulge your contexts

Totally a thing, created by two awesome people late one night. Often used euphemistically.

I totally divulge your contexts to those pics.

by HippoEnvy October 28, 2010

Out of context

The go to response from Christians when someone points out problems with the Bible.

Atheist: According to Deuteronomy 22:28-29, if a man rapes a virgin, they must get married. Why would God force a woman to marry her rapist? That's messed up

Christian: You're taking it out of context!

by ZenB22 January 30, 2019

contextpation

When someone on im appears to be typing, but no words come out. You will see the "_____ is typing a message," but no message appears for a long while. Often message is shorter than would be expected by the time it took to type it.

Ron was having a bad case of contextpation while im the other day.

by Ryan Cordell February 5, 2005

contexting

being in a contest through text messaging.

"I just won concert tickets through the radio's contexting system!"

by gregdaddy89 January 14, 2008