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Jeep Confidence 

The confidence one obtains by driving in a Jeep when you normally lack that in an everyday social setting. The biggest losers can ride in a Jeep and still obtain coolness just by the Jeep association. Giving the Jeep wave, head nod, and smile to passing Jeeps also helps you gain that extra cool confidence one normally lacks.
Eddie had Jeep confidence and was able to pick up some girls sipping Coca-Cola slurpies at the local 7-11 while getting gas. With that Jeep confidence he used the pick up line "So you wanna GO TOPLESS in my Jeep," and to his surprise they took off thier tops and jumped in. Wow! Jeep confidence works magic in scoring with the oppiste sex!
Jeep Confidence by Cassaboo October 20, 2005
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Random Stranger Confidence Syndrome 

RSCS is a condition which causes a person to reveal a highly personal secret or factoid without provocation to another with whom they are not formerly acquainted in order to relieve the guilt complex accompanied with harbouring said secret/factoid. Most often, this takes place during innocuous social interaction, such as a client/clerk rapport, waiting at a transit stop or in line at a government services office.
A typical scenario where Random Stranger Confidence Syndrome is exhibited:

Commuter #1: Excuse me, do you have the time?

Commuter #2: It is 8:23. The bus is running a little slow today.

Commuter #1: Damn, I'm going to be late for work. I should have called in sick today and stayed home with the nanny to carry on our illicit affair. My wife would kill me if she ever found out.

Commuter #2: Oh look, here comes the bus. Nice chatting with you!

Digital Confidence 

Proactive dating to get acquainted digitally before actually meeting. Unusual, yes. Creepy, no.
Rob displayed digital confidence by posting on the wall of "the ultimate girl's night out" searching to meet a woman digitally before meeting them at the actual event. You know, so any awkwardness is avoided.

Cyber Confidence

Also known as Cyber Confidence Disorder, CCD is a diagnosable disease where the patient is confident enough while in cyberspace to communicate with an individual, but when confronted in person fails to meet social expectation - freezing up and not saying a word.
Guy 1: "I have this friend in class right, n she's a real top sort of chick but she's definately has CCD - and only ever talks to me on facebook chat"
Guy 2: "Shit man, Cyber Confidence is a bitch, she really needs to take her meds."
Cyber Confidence by eClif May 2, 2010

My self confidence 

There is no such thing

text confidence 

When someone has got no self confidence in the real world but when behind a screen they become confident through text.
oh look theres faizon, he hardly says anything to me except when hes on msn or facebook,
think he suffers from text confidence
text confidence by mezalong February 16, 2009

hair confidence 

Higher self-esteem brought on by a stylish new hair cut
Robert has an increased level of hair confidence following JD's hair artistry.
hair confidence by Megz Dare February 15, 2008