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Club Condo

The catch-all term for the place you go when:
-you and your friends want to party dry,
-you don't want to go to an actual club it's too loud,
-you don't want to be around too many drunk and unruly people,
-you don't like large crowds or loud music.

The term for that perfect spot where eligible bachelors and proper Christians and Mormons mingle with each other for an evening of safe, chaperoned fun without alcohol, drugs, loud music or rowdy crowds.
Eric: What should we do this weekend?
Rob: Want to hit the clubs?
Eric: I can't, man. I have Church Sunday morning.
Rob: Should we Club Condo?
Eric: You know it, bro!
by joffreybaratheon1 April 22, 2025
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Club Condo

The catch-all term for the place you go when:
-you and your friends want to party dry,
-you don't want to go to an actual club it's too loud,
-you don't want to be around too many drunk and unruly people,
-you don't like large crowds or loud music.

The term for that perfect spot where eligible bachelors and proper Christians and Mormons mingle with each other for an evening of safe, chaperoned fun without alcohol, drugs, loud music or rowdy crowds.
Eric: What should we do this weekend?
Rob: Want to hit the clubs?
Eric: I can't, man. I have Church Sunday morning.
Rob: Should we Club Condo?
Eric: You know it, bro!
by joffreybaratheon1 April 22, 2025
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Hillbilly Condo

A Hillbilly Condo is a trailer park where the residents are stacked on top of each other in a building.

Usually run by a demented clown calling herself Madame President of the HOA.
The Hillbilly Condo President was fined for Homestead Fraud. She doesn’t care. Her unit is up for sale & she’s out of here
by SeaCrone June 5, 2025
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Hillbilly Condo

Hillbilly Condo is where money is king. The Board goes for the cheapest solution in everything.
The Board replaced outside plants with plastic flowers. So Hillbilly Condo!
by SeaCrone October 12, 2025
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Concovidulations

Diplomatic language used between country leaders as an expression of celebration for reaching the 100K mark
Bolsonaro: Concovidulations Mr. President !

Trump: I thank the American people ..... (blah blah blah)
by clavecin1716(2) May 26, 2020
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Keyboard Condom

A silicone protector that prevents crumbs from getting into the keyboard. Normally it is removable and washable.
dude your Keyboard Condom is getting pretty dirty, maybe you should clean it.
by Always uses a keyboard December 20, 2012
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COVID CONDOM

A used face mask that is discarded in the middle of a parking lot or other public place
I stepped out of my car and found a covid condom laying in the parking lot
by Senor Dank Nugs January 20, 2021
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