Condensed lettuce

When you’re a failed abortion but just really like lettuce. Can be used as an insult

You fucking moron. You condensed lettuce!

by Condensed lettuce January 24, 2020

Connexion

A song made my the god himself.. ✨ZAYN✨

Did you hear about the song connexion?

Yeah who’s it by?

The sexiest man himself Zayn Malik

by Mayfl0wer1d April 24, 2021

Context

Something that is not provided by the vast majority of sentence examples on this website in relation to the words being defined

This definition has no context, neither does this sentence for the word 'context'.

by ImHungry48 April 14, 2022

Amistad contextual

Dícese de la amistad que se activa solo bajo ciertas circunstancias. Un ejemplo de amigo contextual sería aquella persona con la que relacionas solo cuando vuelves a tu pueblo, pero que el resto del año pero la relación no existe.

- ¿Hablas mucho con ese tío que conociste en el gimnasio?
- Qué va. Lo nuestro es más bien una amistad contextual, solo hablamos en el gimnasio.

by Mindblower March 18, 2016

Golden Codex

Golden Codex (aka 'Alphabet Man') is a brain dead crackhead that sells more drugs in pounds than he weighs. This man is Satan in a human body and clearly a failed abortion.

Golden Codex in dm's at 4 in the morning: "hey mann im the alphabett mannn"

by phsiclord May 4, 2020

Connex

An arrogant French company which runs Melbourne's train networks. Their service is characterised by and known for its late and cancelled trains; the dissatisfaction experienced among customers; and its ticket inspectors, roving round in packs, who intimidate and bully customers and whose behaviour resembles that of aggressive apes. The company receives a great many complaints each year for their poor results and their ticket inspectors, and they have proven an embarrassment for the government, who are often blamed for privatising the public transport sector.

The 2.32 Epping will not run today. Connex apologises for any inconvenience caused. Have a wonderful day - our executives already are.

by RobertBuckmaster September 16, 2010

Context Babe

A context babe is a person who's attractiveness depends entirely on the context in which you know them, and would not normally be attractive outside of said contextual situation. A person who you would not look at twice when crossing paths on the sidewalk, but makes you hot and bothered when you see them playing guitar with their band.

Also penises.

He's such a context babe. I wasn't attracted to him at all until I found out he was a Doctor Who extra.

by Timmering May 6, 2013