auto-copulate

To fuck oneself.

Commonly used combined with the word "Go", as in "Go auto-copulate", best used in a polite tone as opposed to an aggressive one - e.g. "Please go auto-copulate".

noob: wtf hax yuo aer cheting how u can be so gooD1!?!
pwnerer: Please go auto-copulate.
noob: wat?
pwnerer: Go FUCK YOURSELF.

by Falcon4 December 24, 2008

copulate

having sex with a police officer

That's one hot police officer and I want to copulate so bad!

by thomaseu March 3, 2015

Colgate University

Official safety school of Bucknell University

Colgate University is home to kids like "Colgate Raiders" who spent 45 minutes writing and editing his UD entry which bashed schools that are better than Colgate and he clearly couldn't get into...he also has a baby penis and 3 friends.

by Ripper0309 August 7, 2008

copulate self

Medical term: To remove an N.G. tube from yourself before medically advised.

The patient justpulled out his N.G. tube,"well he just copulated himself!

by Dr. Mann February 2, 2004

Colgate

Doing the motion for finger brushing your teeth. Named after Colgate the toothpaste guy who owns the company.

Do the Colgate!!

Whats up Colgate?

Crest aint got nothing on me

by The Real Colgate February 18, 2009

colgate

an amazingly sacred word only utilized when user is incandescently and incredulously sure they are telling the utmost truth.

i swear on colgate that i'm telling the truth.

by _f1_ July 22, 2009

Cromulate

When you have passed the dating stage with someone but aren't quiet qoing out with them yet.

Do you think I should cromulate with her?

I was cromulating with her for about 3 weeks.

She is my cromulant.

by Peck3277 December 9, 2008