The 'secret' competition between the fattest & next fattest person in a particular group. Either unmentioned/unnoticed by the subjects themselves. Scoring is done by peers.
Allen lost the bet when fattest girl Anita one-upped Bertha in the comFATition by taking only 125 minutes to run 2 laps in PE.
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Example: "My performance review was pure Computational Bias. They said my 'positive attitude' wasn't a measurable metric, so it contributed nothing to the company."
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I had a total slam competition with the fugitive in Mass Effect 2. She thought she'd get away with taking a shot at Tasoni but I dropped her vehicle out of the sky like clay pigeons at a shooting range.
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