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compassionality

Having such a deep and intense compassion that it feels like it's part of your nationality.
Wow! I wish I had that much compassionality.
by The real Word Whore June 12, 2018
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convenience companion

synonym for friend with benefits, casual sexual acquaintance with whom no relational entanglement is desired
Adam: You gonna hookup at the bar tonight?

TJ: Nah, no time for the game, just gonna hit up one of my regular convenience companions
by Starsatyr101 May 10, 2009
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cosmic companion

Something my friend made up describing a very close friend that you connect with on a soul level.
Jake and I are so close. The word friend doesn't really describe our relationship well enough. He's my cosmic companion.
by Mads476 January 4, 2016
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compassionate conservatism

A myth.

No, really, the campaign tool that worked for Bush in 2000. (Of course, he didn't, technically, WIN, but y'know, he came close enough.) But pretty quickly he realized that, with Tom DeLay running Congress and the media busy taping its own mouth over, he didn't have to do the whole "compassionate" bit.
"Gee, I like that compassionate conservatism Bush practiced."
"When was that? When he cut taxes for the rich while emasculating our social programs? When he denied birth control to AIDS-stricken Third World countries? When he killed thousands of innocent people in a meaningless oil-war?"
"Uh... good point."
by MarkusRTK October 16, 2004
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Weighted Companion Cube

Your very best friend. It will not hurt you or talk to you, or even stab you. However, euthanization is eventually required.

It is a cube with hearts on the sides given to you in the valve game portal. You use the cube in only one level and it is shortly thereafter incinerated, yet its small appearance has gathered a cult like basis.
I hit your mom last night, like she was the Weighted Companion Cube.

The cake is a lie, unlike the Weighted Companion Cube.
by J J Bakes December 20, 2007
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compassionate conservative

Someone or something that simply doesn't exist.
Rick's hot supermodel girlfriend turned out to be a compassionate conservative.
by caligirldancer August 20, 2006
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compassionate conservative

The phrase that attempts (unsuccessfully?)to force progressive ideas into a regressive box for the sole purpose of selling warm fuzzies to cold hearted bastards
Ghengis Khan's Mommy? Hitler on Christmas morning? Strom Thurmond while knocking boots with the domestic help? "The neo-fascist allowed the screaming young girl to look away as he hacked off her mother's head, justifying his reputation as a compassionate conservative."
by Publius August 26, 2003
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