Commonwealth of Australia

A neoliberal oligarchy based in Canberra that somehow has jurisdiction over an entire continent. Has never held any international significance and its politically uninvolved population could not care less.

guy 1: so on Wikipedia the country's official name is the Commonwealth of Australia
guy 2: what the fuck is a commonwealth?

by leg_end November 14, 2021

Commodore

When a "lady" gives a rear admiral to a man. This is essentially very difficult but possible for advanced ladies.

Did you hear about That Esther chick? She gives commodores out like nobody"s business. She actually got me out onto the lawn.

by Viciousbubble January 13, 2009

Filthy Commoner

Someone who goes with everyone else, and generally thinks that they are cool, "gangster", smart, etc. and tries to insult/hurt someone who is not like them in their trend following ways.

Filthy Commoner #1: Dood check out dis new thing called selfie trade where u can show off how much porn u have on ur phone

Filthy Commoner #2: ye I just saw that on facebok, omg so cool wanna twerk it and then yell at some gurls about how big our penises are? Oh sheet dawg look at dat not "normal" person.

Average "nerd": You inconsiderate fools, don't you know the consequences of your actions? You guys are not only disgusting, but illiterate and ignorant! You Filthy Commoners

by LYnksYs May 18, 2015

commoners

the lower classes; generally seen hanging about in groups of 10-20, often loud, abusive and immature. A prime charactaristic of commoners is that they all look exactly the same, and try to emulate each other by talking in the same faux-gangster patowa, and dressing in exactly the same manner. Their dress depends on the region, but in london the males ofter wear flat-bill caps, garish patched jackets and baggy jeans, whilst the females slick their hair to their faces with gel in bizzarre patterns.

"Oi bruv, u got a phone? Dont make me knife u"
"Shutup and shine my shoes you commoner, and if you're quick i'll refrain from having your housing block demolished."

by Luke December 1, 2004

commonwealth bank

a stupid banking institution with giant fees

i going down to the commonwealth bank to effectivly burn my money

by Ben October 8, 2003

Holden Commodore

A sedan made by the Australian arm of GM. They are good value with decent performance courtesy of an American 6.0L V8. Though unlike a lot of American cars, it actually handles well. A lot of the drivers are stereotyped as bogans but very few actually are. They are exported to the U.S. as Pontiacs (and now Chevrolets), to the Middle East as Chevrolets and to the U.K. as Vauxhalls. Generally made to compete with the Ford Falcon.

Ford/Non-holden owner: "All Holden drivers are bogan dickheads."
Holden owner: "You just mad because you've got no V8."

"I love my Holden Commodore, it's decently priced and I can have some fun when I put my foot down."

by Deathmaster97 September 25, 2012

commodore

An australian car that can easily drag off and do better burnouts than the crappy japanese imports that cost 4 times the price. They also look heaps better,and can get easily 500,000 killometers miles out of an engine despite being thrashed by young, irrisponsible drivers.

Shit why did i buy this shitty ricer. i could have got a comi and spent the rest on hookers and beer

by captain bananaman September 15, 2005