conference

a gathering of professionals to learn new stuff, at least that is what you tell the wife. then you go and get drunk and fool around with your co-workers. known as a 'c'

bob(boss)-did you learn anything at the conference?
workers-smile, more than you would like to know!

by lo dawg January 23, 2007

clerence

An extremely ugly man who has a very large head and is trash at baseketball. His head is too big for his body and he isn't love anywhere. He usually gets dumped but begs the girls for another chance. Clerence is the name of a want to be basketball player who will always be Jamaals son

That's and ugly person. he's a clerence

by Clerence May 9, 2017

conference

Company slang for 'Drunken Shag-Fest'

Boss: "Hey Dave how was the conference?"
Dave: "Conference?! What the hell is a conference? I think you meant Shag-Fest"

by Mackem July 3, 2007

conference head

to receive a blow job while participating in a teleconference call

You may miss certain parts of the meeting if you're getting conference head.

by Lucky13Thirteen December 7, 2011

Cheresce

One of the most sexiest woman’s on earth who has the ability to make your worst days into the best moments of your life. They are very loving and trust worthy. They also know how to make the best babies

I think I’ve found a cheresce!!

by Savage slayer March 26, 2019

Mexican Conference Call

Putting several phones on speaker mode, and having the overlapping volume from one carry over to the other/s, giving the effect of a conference call.

Yo, Jose, the 3-way call feature on my phone isn't working. Will you help me with a Mexican Conference Call?

by philosorapper27 July 2, 2012

Country Conference Call

When two oncoming vehicles (usually gas guzzling pick-up trucks or sometimes tractors) stop side by side on a country road and talk about corn for an hour.

I would have been home sooner, but I got stuck behind a country conference call. My truck probably used a half a tank of gas while I waited for it to end.

by Goetta June 2, 2015