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cockwashing by bookshop lady May 11, 2022
Cockwacker
This is the act of using excessive force on your shlong, there tends to be friction burns and or lumps along the shaft of your meat rocket. Typical cures for this is a mixture that consists of vinegar, bleach, and chlorine.
Cockwacker by Spencer brush September 20, 2022
CunckWatch
CunckWatch is the sacred, eternal duty of exposing HieroCuncks, Adeptus Cunckuses, and all other fraudulent esoteric gatekeepers who monetize mysticism while ghosting students, dodging refunds, and pretending their Dropbox links are divine revelations.
A CunckWatcher is a guardian of magical integrity, keeping an unflinching eye on the world of pay-to-pray grifting, hyper-politicized wizardry, and sanctimonious occult frauds who charge for access to "divine wisdom" while pretending to be above criticism.
CunckWatchers stand at the esoteric crossroads, torches in hand, ensuring that no spiritual con artist goes unmocked.
A CunckWatcher is a guardian of magical integrity, keeping an unflinching eye on the world of pay-to-pray grifting, hyper-politicized wizardry, and sanctimonious occult frauds who charge for access to "divine wisdom" while pretending to be above criticism.
CunckWatchers stand at the esoteric crossroads, torches in hand, ensuring that no spiritual con artist goes unmocked.
🔥 “CunckWatch never sleeps—if there’s an overpriced PDF and a sanctimonious guru behind it, we’re watching.”
🔥 “The HieroCunck thought his fraud would go unnoticed, but CunckWatch has receipts.”
🔥 “CunckWatch: Because someone needs to make sure the high priest of the PayPal Pantheon doesn’t keep getting away with it.”
🔥 “Our sacred duty at CunckWatch is simple—shine the torch, mock the frauds, and make sure no one ever pays $1,800 for an ‘initiation’ delivered via Dropbox ever again.”
🔥 “In the age of the HieroCunck, CunckWatch is the last line of defense.”
🔥 “The HieroCunck thought his fraud would go unnoticed, but CunckWatch has receipts.”
🔥 “CunckWatch: Because someone needs to make sure the high priest of the PayPal Pantheon doesn’t keep getting away with it.”
🔥 “Our sacred duty at CunckWatch is simple—shine the torch, mock the frauds, and make sure no one ever pays $1,800 for an ‘initiation’ delivered via Dropbox ever again.”
🔥 “In the age of the HieroCunck, CunckWatch is the last line of defense.”
CunckWatch by Cunck Watch March 11, 2025