Cockmeat mustard gargle

When you skull fuck a girl, cum in a bottle of mustard, shake it up, fill her mouth up with the mustard and skull fuck her again.

Bitch said she wanted a sandwich so I gave her a cockmeat mustard gargle.

by Chroncat July 12, 2018

Cockspert

When someone talks about cocks a lot, such as cock color, cock size, cock shape etc.

See dick or penis

John is a certified cockspert because he always pulls out sources of cock size when he argues about it with someone else.

by akefa February 26, 2019

Cockmeatsandwich

the act of putting your dick in a subway sandwich and having someone then eat the sandwich

that cockmeatsandwich has extra mayo

by myveryperkytits July 1, 2012

Cockmeat Cannonball

Where you dive off of something into a girls face just before u cum

I gave Meredith the biggest cockmeat cannonball off of my couch last night her face turned purple

by Edgar Allan Snyder August 3, 2010

cockspert

A cock expert--an individual who is an expert in all things cock because he likes the cock.

An individual who cannot find himself anywhere close to a vagina other than the closest he comes is when someone calls him a douche.

Also likes listening to the Jonas Brothers.

Eradicator is a cockspert.

by Kal El_527 July 1, 2011

Cockswabble

A thought or idea that represents nonsensical jibber jabber in ones mind, most of projected into the world and detested by those in the presence of it.

"Lighten up on the cockswabble, nobody has time to listen to this nonsense."

Gerund: "Stop cockswabbling about like you have nothing better to do."

by #nedkelly October 19, 2020

Cockswab

A crusty uncleaned penis that humms when the girl rolls back the foreskin

Damutt sufferes from severe cockswab

by the AntiSkank September 10, 2003