cockspander

Any implement the primary use for which is lengthening and/or widening the male member.

"Biff bought his bad self a nifty cockspander with all the bells and whistles."

by madlane September 9, 2016

cockslayer

a ripped vagina

girl: damn your a cockslayer
boy:thanks NOW EAT IT

by and idiot whos gay October 7, 2018

Cockade Blockade

An event in which multiple people attempt or have successfully prevented a certain male/female from having sexual relations with the person he/she is trying to do so with.

"Yo James, ya boys are tryna get in the way of me watching ChavezzSlovakia and chill with Cynthia. What do I do?"
"Bro, don't let those lame dudes put you in a cockade blockade. Do your thing and keep flossing."

by Johnny Mercury Grand Marquis September 1, 2020

cockhater3001

the best username on earth, anyone with this user is hot -cockhater3001

cockhater3001 is the hotest person on planet earth, no the whole universe.

by shitt-666 October 10, 2021

Cockshed

Cock shed is another word for man cave. ( basically a room filled with guys)

guy1: dude what u want to do today?
Guy2: let's go hang out in the cockshed.

by Horse tornado October 28, 2021

Cockshed

Being a cockshed is getting a lot of dick up the ass(shed) aka a Slut

Person1: God Jimmy you're being such a cockshed lately

Jimmy: It's not my fault men love me

by Hajiqutie October 31, 2021

cockheadery

“cockheadery” is a word to describe someone’s cocky behaviour when they’re being a dickhead to a mate or person.

he mate you’re being a bit cockheadery don’t ya reckon?

by Big_cock_chungus December 16, 2021