Cluster-Fuck

A terrible situation, when things are totally out of control.

How is life going for you these days?

My wife left me, I get robbed, and my dog died... Things went from bad to worse to a big cluster-fuck.

by charleshasideas April 26, 2010

Chinese Cluster Fuck

A Chinese Cluster Fuck is an especially egregious cluster fuck due to the combined incompetence of more people than can be counted.

"Then the cops showed up and it turned into an all-out chinese cluster fuck."

by snizzery August 8, 2008

cluestick

An object either a) being or b) resembling a stick.

A cluestick is used to beat the clueless into submission until he, she or it gains clue.

Also known as a "clue-by-four" and closely associated with the "Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool" LART

Billy took a cluestick to the face after his computer brought down the network with a virus that came with his latest pr0n

by beddo May 11, 2004

A Cluster Fuck

Also a series of minor or major mishaps leading to an almighty fuck-up

What with the failure of the goods being delivered on time, no-one knowing where to go and no-one who knew what to do anyway, the whole thing was a cluster fuck

by PaulF October 4, 2006

cluster-comment

(verb)
To mass-message a large number of people using an identical message via the comment, wall, or guestbook section of social networking sites (ie, myspace or friendster), often for the purpose of quickly alerting a large number of people to information such as an event or breaking news story.

Nicole: Hey, did you tell everyone to meet at Shakedown on Saturday?
Carlos: Yeah, i cluster-commented the flyer to everyone on myspace.

by sp00ki October 9, 2006

cluestack

In Online multiplayer games, where one side clearly has an advantage over the other side due to veteran players ("clueful" players, or players with 'clue' all being on the same team).

Such an imbalance between "newbies" and "clue" players on opposing teams is known as a "cluestack".

Originated on netrek Circa 1990.

Holy crap! No wonder our team is losing. Look at the cluestack on the other team!

by juniperdude July 6, 2007

lazy cluster of atoms

Pretty much what it says on the tin, generally employed to describe someone who shouldn't even exist, for they are just so lazy.

The extent of your laziness is beyond the allowance of existence, you lazy cluster of atoms!

by Julio Von Janitor August 26, 2008